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WHC X: The FINAL - Grasshopper Mouse Vs Honey Badger

Who is hardest?


  • Total voters
    229
  • Poll closed .


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
A man once said "We are forever entwined. Brighton will never be promoted until the Honey Badger wins."
 






seagulls4ever

New member
Oct 2, 2003
4,338




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
The pro-badgers have made the result about as meaningful as winning the Eurovision Song Contest with the underhand tactics and emotional blackmail.
Even though accounts have been created to specifically to stop the badger winning in the past?
 




seagulls4ever

New member
Oct 2, 2003
4,338
Even though accounts have been created to specifically to stop the badger winning in the past?

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Seagull27

Well-known member
Feb 7, 2011
3,315
Bristol
Even though accounts have been created to specifically to stop the badger winning in the past?

There are two double account votes for the HB already.

Forget BHA, the only football comparison you can make here is between HB and The Complete And Utter Shyster.

If anything, those of you voting HB are ensuring that BHA's promotion deciding game will he reffed by The Complete And Utter Shyster.

#cheats

Edit: make that 3
 
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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,504
Brighton
This is not a mouse.

This is a mouse that don't care about VENOM. To question its size misses the point.

In it's own world it takes on the supposed beasts and bests them. This mouse deserves some respect, and Honey Badger fans are in danger of sounding like the very worst Premier League fans as they enter the fray to take on what is deemed to be a 'smaller' club.

The mouse has earned its place. I'd like to see you pussies take on a scorpion!

 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
This is not a mouse.

This is a mouse that don't care about VENOM. To question its size misses the point.

In it's own world it takes on the supposed beasts and bests them. This mouse deserves some respect, and Honey Badger fans are in danger of sounding like the very worst Premier League fans as they enter the fray to take on what is deemed to be a 'smaller' club.

The mouse has earned its place. I'd like to see you pussies take on a scorpion!

I have nothing against the mouse, but it's much larger than the creatures it's taking on in that video.
 


seagulls4ever

New member
Oct 2, 2003
4,338
After the HB took an early lead, the GM has got right back in it. Discount the votes for the HB by fake accounts, and it's pretty much even.

We can do this!

#anyonebuthoneybadger
 


Yoda

English & European
What is with all this "Vote Badger, Vote Brighton. Our fortunes are intertwined" f***ing nonsense? What went wrong 6 years ago when Brighton WON the title and your beloved Honey Badger didn't win WHC?

Intertwined my ARSE!!!
 






hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,390
Chandlers Ford
What is with all this "Vote Badger, Vote Brighton. Our fortunes are intertwined" f***ing nonsense? What went wrong 6 years ago when Brighton WON the title and your beloved Honey Badger didn't win WHC?

Intertwined my ARSE!!!

Indeed. Good point.

Thing is the TrumpRat fanboys have a problem here, don't they? They spent years droning on and on and on and on and on, about how everyone else 'doesn't understand' the point of the contest. About how crocodiles and tigers are not in fact hard at all, simply because they are BIG and have weaponry at their disposal. About how its all about 'pound for pound' hardness.

And then this happens - the fluffy little tw4t reaches a final, and it comes up against a creature that absolutely EPITOMISES everything they've previously argued for. The GHM is much smaller than their hero, yet utterly fearless and mental. Killing venomous creatures. Cannibalising rivals. Defending a territory of 28 ACRES.

They literally have no remaining argument for voting for nature's Tim Henman, so have clutched at the pathetic straw of it being a 'vote for the Albion'.

Utterly, utterly pathetic behavior. Shameful.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
What is with all this "Vote Badger, Vote Brighton. Our fortunes are intertwined" f***ing nonsense? What went wrong 6 years ago when Brighton WON the title and your beloved Honey Badger didn't win WHC?
6 years ago the Badger wasn't cheated out of victory. Since then it has been, as have we.
 






Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,867
Brighton
Indeed. Good point.

Thing is the TrumpRat fanboys have a problem here, don't they? They spent years droning on and on and on and on and on, about how everyone else 'doesn't understand' the point of the contest. About how crocodiles and tigers are not in fact hard at all, simply because they are BIG and have weaponry at their disposal. About how its all about 'pound for pound' hardness.

And then this happens - the fluffy little tw4t reaches a final, and it comes up against a creature that absolutely EPITOMISES everything they've previously argued for. The GHM is much smaller than their hero, yet utterly fearless and mental. Killing venomous creatures. Cannibalising rivals. Defending a territory of 28 ACRES.

They literally have no remaining argument for voting for nature's Tim Henman, so have clutched at the pathetic straw of it being a 'vote for the Albion'.

Utterly, utterly pathetic behavior. Shameful.

Hence why - as a fan of true hardness - I'm GENUINELY happy whoever wins this final.

It's certainly true that the HB has been cheated out of winning on at least 2 occasions though, so it would be justice to allow it ONE win.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
They literally have no remaining argument for voting for nature's Tim Henman, so have clutched at the pathetic straw of it being a 'vote for the Albion'.
That's clearly factually wrong, because the link was made before either got to the final.
 








beefypigeon

Well-known member
Aug 14, 2008
960
It's a truly great final, because both beasts display actual hardness traits. The ability to fight against all odds, defend your kill, defend your territory and take on beasts of far greater stature. Not giving a **** about the consequences and just going for it. Both beasts are undoubtedly hard. Much harder than a couple of Apex predators that by all accounts SHOULD be able to look after themselves given that they have nothing to worry about.

I am team Badger, but am a firm admirer of the Grasshopper Mouse. I just think that pound for pound despite being the larger of the two, the Badger just displays more toughness. Being able to take on a pride of 6 Lions by itself, scaring off Hippo's, Rucking with Leopards, Hyenas and the like, all of which should easily be capable of taking it down. I just don't think the Mouse can quite compete at the same level.

I just wish all second accounts, both for and against the Badger, would kindly abstain so we can actually have a fair contest worthy of the final?
 


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