You F*****G Bedwetters

[Sussex Nomad]

When fans start 'bedwetting' on here, they're usually fishing for some reassurance to lift their spirits or to just wallow for a while in their collective misery, bless. Bedwetters, is an expression exclusive to the forum. I don't see anyone handing out Pampers in the NS to anyone expressing their emotions in a negative way to a player/s who has had a bad day? Or telling a group of lads having a moan up in the concourse after a shite first half performance to grow up and change their sheets?

Perhaps we're missing a trick?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Perhaps we're missing a trick?

Revenue lost yep i agree

 

[AmexRuislip]

A bedwetter is accusing others of bedwetting because they are getting a little twitchy, rightfully so, of our rather poor couple of games. A hair dryer should dry up the mess

Perhaps somebody could be clever and make a bedwtter emoticon, if ever such a Thing!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Actually, this thread is "bedwetterist".

Maybe some people on here suffer this debilitating disease and you are deliberately belittling their problems. I think that the nazi mods should be looking at banning this person.

What is this place coming to? Shocking!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Actually, this thread is "bedwetterist".

Maybe some people on here suffer this debilitating disease and you are deliberately belittling their problems. I think that the nazi mods should be looking at banning this person.

What is this place coming to? Shocking!

We'd accuse the nazi mods of banwetting.

 

[jamie the seagull]

I just about had enough. I've been saying for ages that we are going to win the league and be champions.

After one bad game and a half all I see is negative comments

"Is this the beginning of the end"

"Hughton out"

Loads others that I can't even to be bothered and quite like Triggar does.

Ffs have some faith and get behind the team!!!!

Not sure how 1 point from 9 is champions form.
Moreover it is the manner of performance that is worrying.
Thanks from f****** bedwetter

 

[sparkie]

Not sure how 1 point from 9 is champions form.
Moreover it is the manner of performance that is worrying.
Thanks from f****** bedwetter

1 point from 9 ?


Are you Ashley Barnes and awarding 3 points for FA Cup games ?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Not sure how 4 points from 9 is champions form.

Corrected for you.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

1 point from 9 ?


Are you Ashley Barnes and awarding 3 points for FA Cup games ?

Quite. All this "our x points from y games is practically relegation form..." bollocks from the BWs is bad enough without making things up...!!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Quite. All this "our x points from y games is practically relegation form..." bollocks from the BWs is bad enough without making things up...!!

22pts from the last possible 30pts, we do look in relegation form

 

[chaileyjem]

22pts from the last possible 30pts, we do look in relegation form

Over the last 10 games we're looking at a 102 pts season. (ie: record breaking champion form)
Over the last 6 games its a 76 point season (ie: a play off form)

 

[Moshe Gariani]

22pts from the last possible 30pts, we do look in relegation form

2.2pts per game is close to our average over the whole season. Currently dipped just below it but will be back up there with a reasonable run from upcoming fixtures.

We could hardly be more on target for 90+pts which is why Ladbrokes will only offer 1/10 about us being promoted (despite them having liabilities on Leeds, Norwich, Derby, Wednesday, etc in the same market at much bigger prices...).

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Over the last 6 games its a 76 point season (ie: a play off form)

If we continue this appalling run of from we will end up with only 89pts and we all know what that means ...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

If we continue this appalling run of from we will end up with only 89pts and we all know what that means ...

Yeah we have the 'extra point' on GD, so promotion?

 

[looney]

go on, when?

Last year for starters, weve only been successfull once at this level but been near the top or top befor christmas about 8 times.

 

[GT49er]

Bozza should change the word when it is written to something like DARLINGS when posted. Would make this thread title look quite humourous.

It would be even better if Bozza could activate some sort of predictive text mechanism that would automatically display, "People who I think are stupid because they don't agree with me" whenever 'bedwetters' is typed in..............

 

[lawros left foot]

It would be even better if Bozza could activate some sort of predictive text mechanism that would automatically display, "People who I think are stupid because they don't agree with me" whenever 'bedwetters' is typed in..............

Can he also do that on the Brexit thread when anyone uses the term "remoaner

 

[GT49er]

Can he also do that on the Brexit thread when anyone uses the term "remoaner

Oh, I think one specialised predictive text mechanism is quite enough.............

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Can he also do that on the Brexit thread when anyone uses the term "remoaner

Only if Brexit is replaced with-

The "democratic will of the majority/masses has been delivered rightly and justifiable so and let that be the end of it remainers"

 

[GT49er]

Only if Brexit is replaced with-

The "democratic will of the majority/masses has been delivered rightly and justifiable so and let that be the end of it remainers"

Oh, I don't know. I do like the sound of 'Brexit means Brexit' when it rings out! I find it quite exhilarating!