Someone cheap. Really cheap. Possibly someone with no experience whatsoever of managing in this country and a complete and utter "yes man" for the twats who give him a budget of 50p in the summer and then smugly pronounce to 23,000 - sorry 14,000 - season ticket holders that we will be very pleased with the team on 1st September 2015 (3 weeks after the season actually starts).
He'd be ideal.
He'd be ideal.