Met a lady in a pub

[T soprano]

Met this lovely lady in the pub last night and invited her back for coffee, how many lad points am I entitled to?

 

[T soprano]

I hid her face as to not expose her identity

 

[dazzer6666]

None for coffee. Lots if it went any further......

 

[pastafarian]

slightly concerned you made her wear that top from your laundry basket and not your Albion shirt

 

[dazzer6666]

slightly concerned you made her wear that top from your laundry basket and not your Albion shirt

Possibly not the right size

 

[El Sid]

I hid her face as to not expose her identity

Where are you hiding in that picture?

 

[T soprano]

Where are you hiding in that picture?

Between her legs

 

[El Sid]

Between her legs

Snorkel?

 

[T soprano]

She is leaning over my old ALBION stool I used to stand on as a kid at the Goldstone, so there's a bit of ALBIOn memorabilia there but sadly no shirt

 

[Hugo Rune]

100 points if you inserted that furry sprung butt plug

 

[Easy 10]

I'm reminded of The Cube for some reason.

 

[fat old seagull]

You won't need any points....you're surely dead by now !

 

[Robski]

Snorkel?

A miner's lamp and a canary

 

[fat old seagull]

I hid her face as to not expose her identity

She won't mind

 

[T soprano]

She won't mind

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Oh you've been there as well, she must be a right Hoe

 

[Questions]

I hid her face as to not expose her identity

You might have been better hiding her body and showing her face.

 

[smillie's garden]

Tat on right shoulder translates as "Barber Out" if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Normal Rob]

Is she's who I think she is, you've had the sloppy seconds of a couple of Palace players.

 

[Bladders]

I hid her face as to not expose her identity

Tenner says I can guess where she hid yours...........

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

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Met this lovely lady in the pub last night and invited her back for coffee, how many lad points am I entitled to?

Meanwhile after coffee.........