Three things you would like to see happen if Scotland vote Yes

[yxee]

I doubt the tories even care, they just have to make a show and dance.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Turn the diverter tap on the oil.

As a well slow child of Thatcher, you should get down on your knees and genuflect nightly to the god of your choice for Scottish oil, for it bankrolled the evil bitch's human scrapheap policies until her madness became too advanced for even her previously closest allies to ignore.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

PS 4. Ban them from the Eurovision Song Contest. That should teach.

No No,Ban US from the competition and force Scotland to take our place...."That'll larn 'em"

 

[chucky1973]

i hope we change the union jack straight away, get the blue off it.

 

[Seagull1989]

Dont let them have the Pound

When it all goes wrong , we will not take them back into the UK!

And finally and most importantly .... don't show their weather or temperatures on our weather forecasts!!!!!

 

[Guinness Boy]

1. Jimmy Krankie elected life president
2. Andy Murray given a 10 stone handicap at Wimbledon and Judy made to pay her own entrance which only covers the hill and row Z of Court 18.
3. Import sanctions, preventing the legal delivery to Scotland of Mars Bars, flat screen televisions and sun cream.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

It's England's oil as much as the Scot's,we got it together as the UK and a fair amount is off the English coast anyway,so we should split it down the middle-

If not we always have the Falklands oil- potential for up to 9 times the amount that the North sea has-just send the new aircraft carriers down there and a few rigs and tankers and get drilling-

Bye Bye Scot's we have just won the lottery!!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Well maybe joking's not the right word. But redraw the world map a hundred years from now and it would look as strange to us as the world map of a hundred years ago does.

NO IT WILL NOT!! I will be the same.....but i get you point

 

[Weststander]

Dont let them have the Pound

When it all goes wrong , we will not take them back into the UK!

And finally and most importantly .... don't show their weather or temperatures on our weather forecasts!!!!!

Agree with the last one. On weather maps, only show the blue of sea for all area north of the English/Scotland border from Carlisle to Berwick, as if Scotland doesn't exist.

 

[edna krabappel]

1. Rebuild Hadrian's Wall
2. Crown Billy Connolly king of Scotland
3. Remove voting rights in England and Wales from anyone whose name begins with Mc or Mac.

I'd like to know what Bozza thinks of point #3 in particular.

 

[de la zouch]

As a well slow child of Thatcher, you should get down on your knees and genuflect nightly to the god of your choice for Scottish oil, for it bankrolled the evil bitch's human scrapheap policies until her madness became too advanced for even her previously closest allies to ignore.

Wow that is an amazing point of view

Please please vote yes

 

[happypig]

Stop putting the clocks back.

 

[atfc village]

1,The bigot brothers left to stew in their own pish in the monkey tennis league .2,No sales of Buckie north of the border .3, 16 th April to be made a public holiday in Scotland

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Can't do three too many things to put down.

1. Hadrians wall re modelled and made 80ft high, made of reinforced steel and 10ft thick, with only one entry door and gun turrets running across the whole border.
2. Immediate withdrawl of all British Armed Forces, Police Forces, Ambulance, Fire Crews and Coast Guards.
3. Immediate closing down of any NHS funded hospitals, treatment centres etc.
4. Immediate seizing of British Passports,driving licences etc.
5. Any Scot living in England , Wales or N Ireland to be deported immediately and assets frozen, houses and properties confiscated and any escaped "prisoners " when caught either shot on site or to be held in a Guantanamo Bay type camp in Middlesbrough.
6.All Kilts to be burned
7. No claim to Asylum on the grounds that my Great Great Great Great a Great Great Great Grandad Hamish Macbeth was a sweaty.
8. All Haggis to be shot on site.
9. Any " Ginger and or pastey faced children to be used for Genetic experimentation to " cure the Red disease " that has so long blighted a Nation.
10. Gordon Strachan to be hanged in Edinburgh City Centre along with Alan Hansen.
11. Gaelic to be banned from use along with Tossing the Caber and other various " Highland frolics"
12. Celtic Park to be burned to the ground with the entire squad and fan base in it.
13. A memorial built to Burke & Hare for doing Scotland a favour.

 

[wellquickwoody]

As a well slow child of Thatcher, you should get down on your knees and genuflect nightly to the god of your choice for Scottish oil, for it bankrolled the evil bitch's human scrapheap policies until her madness became too advanced for even her previously closest allies to ignore.

Oh, OK, will do.

 

[fat old seagull]

None...
Selfishly I guess, I personally need Scotland like Gus needs an ego.
They've often seemed to be in the most part genetically anti English for as long as I can remember, though not all, it's fair to say. If the majority consider their country has so much to offer the World...so be it.
Shame of it is, no matter what the referendum throws up, The Scots of both camps will be a divided country henceforth, the finger pointing will be around for decades.
Something about 'if things aren't broken' spring to mind.... oh well.

 

[yxee]

Things are broken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Lothian_question

 

[Superphil]

If they democratically vote to leave the union, the good for them. Do they get to keep the 41 labour MPs? That would mess up the SNP wouldn't it?

 

[maltaseagull]

Churchill supported Irish Home Rule and proposed the same for Wales, Scotland and England (including an English parliament).

And he said this about the Scots ... “Of all the small nations of this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind.”

And look at Greece now! Perhaps the same will happen to the Scots?

If they do leave the Union, do they have to apply for EU membership?

 

[yxee]

And look at Greece now! Perhaps the same will happen to the Scots?

If they do leave the Union, do they have to apply for EU membership?

Yes

But they won't get in because all the other countries opposing breakaway independence regions (e.g. Spain and Serbia) will veto the application.