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Irrational Dislikes



Flex Your Head

Well-known member
People with "Baby On Board" signs in their rear window.

Like I'm driving along behind them thinking "wow, I was about to be an utter TWUNT and shunt you up the arse for a laugh, see if I can't send you spinning into that nearby Tesco Express via that bus shelter. But now I see from your charming yellow sign that you have spaffed your load up someone, and the result is probably sitting there dribbling in your back seat, so I'll just hang back and run some other poor mug into the nearest ditch instead".

TWATS
I'm not disagreeing, but it is worth pointing out that 'Baby on Board' signs were introduced as a sign for the emergency services attending crashes. There had been occasions when the driver and passenger had been rescued, but the baby in the back hadn't been noticed and had been left in the vehicle.

Anyway, people who say "End of"; ignorant, arrogant fuckwits.
 






Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
Zumba dancing
 




severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,560
By the seaside in West Somerset
John Barrowman.

Thread closed, surely?

I met his mother and sister in a Starbuck's in a mall just outside Chicago a few years ago. Charming people - I didn't have the bottle to tell them how much I disliked him and spent half an hour lying through my back teeth.

You are right - should be thread closed for sure :sick:
 




Bean

Registered User
Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove
Since people don't seem to understand 'irrational', Ill just join in in people I hate:

Keith Lemon
That gay, lanky alien kid from TOWIE
CJ from eggheads
Steve Claridge
Craig Bellamy
Kenny Daglish
 


Jonno

Enthusiasm curbed
Oct 17, 2010
766
Cape Town
The hatred of Clarkson is perfectly rational.

My dislikes include rugby union, people who eat noisily, fantasy fiction novels (from Pratchett to Tolkien) and the children of posh people.
 


Eggman

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
3,696
West Sussex
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YES!

This plum who plays the prize idiot every Saturday morning attempting to play a different sport. *cringe*

EVERYONE is laughing at you mate. Have some pride.

Toss piece.
 




FamilyGuy

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
2,403
Crawley
The Feeling - thin, insipid, unimaginitive music and lyrics to bash your head in to ...

The French!

Sven Goran Erikson (sp?)

That "look at me my sole talent is being gay" Alan "Tooth Fairy" bloke who's name I can't even remember properly ...
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,891
Location Location
I'm not disagreeing, but it is worth pointing out that 'Baby on Board' signs were introduced as a sign for the emergency services attending crashes. There had been occasions when the driver and passenger had been rescued, but the baby in the back hadn't been noticed and had been left in the vehicle.

Yeah, I've heard this "justification" from one of the offenders, and I don't buy it.

Would fireman cutting people out of a mangled wreck simply not bother checking the back seat then ? Might they forget if there isn't a cheerful little yellow plastic tag in the window ?

Come on.
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,369
Surrey
The Feeling - thin, insipid, unimaginitive music and lyrics to bash your head in to ...

That "look at me my sole talent is being gay" Alan "Tooth Fairy" bloke who's name I can't even remember properly ...
Is that Alan Carr? If so, these two are excellent shouts, although it is perfectly rational to dislike the pair of them. I'd add Top Loader and Maroon 5 to your The Feeling bucket, and also anyone copying the recipe for success as subscribed to by Lenny Henry - displaying a total lack of talent, and behaving as if being black and SHOUTING lots makes you funny.
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,084
Haywards Heath








BLOCK F

Well-known member
Feb 26, 2009
6,435
Those smug righteous wankers who always seem to pop up in the media and claim to be 'outraged' and 'offended' by any utterances from others that offend their over precious sense of 'I occupy the moral highground' stance.
Get a grip and be offended and outraged in private you pathetic pillocks.

Oh,Bob Crow and Mark Serwotka can do one as well!
By the way,my examples are perfectly rational!
 


Flex Your Head

Well-known member
People who jog during rush hour in Central London / The City irrationally annoy me.

People who continue to jog and barge their way past you during rush hour when there is a Tube strike on and the pavements are heaving, really effing annoy me. They seem to believe they have extra privileges and special benefits because they are in lycra and slightly out of breath. Massive twunts.
 


red star portslade

New member
Jul 8, 2012
1,882
Hove innit
***** on trains who talk so loudly on mobiles in order to suggest they are really important "yes, I phoned Toby and told him in no uncertain terms to get the deal closed.". Here's news for you dickhead, no matter how many deals you or Toby close you're still getting ****ing laid off anyway. - you're just a ****ing number.

Marzipan.
 






Philzo-93

Well-known member
Jan 17, 2009
2,797
North Stand
Those smug righteous wankers who always seem to pop up in the media and claim to be 'outraged' and 'offended' by any utterances from others that offend their over precious sense of 'I occupy the moral highground' stance.
Get a grip and be offended and outraged in private you pathetic pillocks.

Oh,Bob Crow and Mark Serwotka can do one as well!
By the way,my examples are perfectly rational!


Ermmmm....you know he's dead right?!
 


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