boobs or bums??? ***POSSIBLY NSFW***

[Shropshire Seagull]

Tits can be so much more fun to play with ...
Bigger the better but the gargantuan ones can be a bit of a handful .... [I'm told]

 

[casbom]

Like I tell the Wife, if she was flat chested we would have been just friends.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Like I tell the Wife, if she was flat chested we would have been just friends.

She told me she married you despite your tiny penis.

 

[Richard_419]

bit of both for me, they have to compliment each other

 

[symyjym]

I thought they came with both so it's not really an option.

 

[Puppet Master]

titsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Husty]

Boobs. Who wants to motor boat a bottom?

If it's a particular nice one then I would quite happily.

 

[banjo]

Front bum.

 

[fat old seagull]

I have boobs and dont really want them.

Meet me by the Clock Tower.....7.30 I'll be in a leopard skin leotard.

 

[sherrinned]

Time for controversy. Legs for me

 

[hybrid_x]

used to be 100% boobs man, but as i got older the rear became more of a factor.

currently at 72% boobs, 28% bum.

A dodgy bum with good boobs is much better than a good bum with dodgy boobs.....imo.

 

[seagullwedgee]

Reminds me of that classic Only Fools And Horses line by Del......

Scene: Raquel's parents have come to the flat for dinner; Del has hired the committee table from the local council as a dining table, because he's out to impress.

Raquel's Dad; "Are you a Naval man, Derek?"

Del: "No, I'm more of a leg man myself".

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I prefer to discover a ladies personality and sense of humour before admiring her other features.
But if she does happen to have huge titties with nips like saucers then so much the better.

 

[Luke93]

If it's a particular nice one then I would quite happily.

But you'll smell shit for a weak, without visiting Croydon.

 

[casbom]

She told me she married you despite your tiny penis.

Blimey how small is your penis then if she married me and not you!

ps unless your female then ignore the above!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I'm more of a leg man myself.

 

[Randsta]

Boobs for me not all about size but quality too!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Who is thinking about boobs here? Aston Martin ad*, perfectly harmless...

*the typo may give away that it might not be authentic....

Why is she trying to wee in the sink?

 

[banjo]

Why is she trying to wee in the sink?

I thought she was having a shave

 

[Philzo-93]

"Everybody needs a bossom for a pillow"

Enough said.