Mate of mine scaled the walls of Portsmouth Detention quarters, and had a crap on the ground once he was in there...unfortunately, his ID card fell out of his back pocket, and was found next to the turd...
My first day in Lewes...Was wearing my 'new' clothes.....a shirt too big...trousers too big...underwear, and socks too small...felt pretty uncomfortable...went for a crap to find the crapper was not enclosed...just a wall around it with your head sticking above the wall.....sitting there, trying to keep my overlarge trousers off the very wet floor...people coming in for a piss TALKING to me ffs... was thinking it couldnt get worse, when a pigeon came in the open window near the roof...turned its arse around, and crapped all down the back of the shirt I had to wear for the next few days...
Found it interesting that people had different coloured trousers as well...brown (civil case) like mine...blue for crims...and blue with yellow stripes for escapees...was staggered by the amount of yellow stripes in there.
Has any poster ever been to bed with a lady?
and not had to pay money.
I've been in Wandsworth & Lewes a couple of times.
Dude, that's harsh. They just don't have the budget for guard uniforms anymore.
Seriously, that is a very depressing event.
Was only 3 months, and I think its fairly easy for anybody who has been in the services, but no plans to repeat it.