The Dyson Airblade

[Stat Brother]

I'm sure we are all now aware of this invention.
Dry your hands in 15 seconds:-



Now far be it of me to tell The Dysotron how to run his business, but surely he's missing a gap in the market.

A giant Airblade attached to either side of the bathroom door frame, and post bath or shower your whole body would be dry in 15 secs, 20 if you touch your toes.

Be honest who actually has the time or patience to dry themselves properly, anyway.
All that kerfuffle, time and stress saved simply by slowly walking out the door.

 

[Springal]

like those things at Thorpe Park then

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Such things exist in public swimming baths, the world over. Have you never seen one?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I'm sure we are all now aware of this invention.
Dry your hands in 15 seconds:-

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Now far be it of me to tell The Dysotron how to run his business, but surely he's missing a gap in the market.

A giant Airblade attached to either side of the bathroom door frame, and post bath or shower your whole body would be dry in 15 secs, 20 if you touch your toes.

Be honest who actually has the time or patience to dry themselves properly, anyway.
All that kerfuffle, time and stress saved simply by slowly walking out the door.

You'd possibly end up with 2 burst ear-drums with that setup

 

[Stat Brother]

Such things exist in public swimming baths, the world over. Have you never seen one?

Wow no way.

Once my local pool has been sectioned off for all the different groups there's no water left for anyone to go and swim.

 

[edna krabappel]

Such things exist in public swimming baths, the world over. Have you never seen one?

This would appear to be one of those rare occasions when Hampshire is ahead of Sussex in life. No, no I haven't.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

This would appear to be one of those rare occasions when Hampshire is ahead of Sussex in life. No, no I haven't.

http://www.kingston-asfc.com/shop/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=13

 

[Albumen]

A friend of a friend woke up one morning and all he could remember of the night before was trying to place his bollocks into a pubs airblade to see what it felt like. He was too pissed to stop when people walked in.

 

[Stat Brother]

A friend of a friend woke up one morning and all he could remember of the night before was trying to place his bollocks into a pubs airblade to see what it felt like. He was too pissed to stop when people walked in.

and just like that the thread becomes worth while, good work

 

[MattBackHome]

"A friend of a friend"

 

[Albumen]

"A friend of a friend"

Oh I wish it was me. I've been forever tempted since he told me, and you all will be too from now on.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

A word of warning to the might-put-my-balls-in-an-airblade crew.

I have a scar on my knuckle and it burns terribly when I use an airblade.. If you have similar scar tissue on your jacobs, be VERY careful doing this.

 

[Albumen]

No! PUT YOUR BALLS IN AN AIRBLADE!

 

[Mackenzie]

I'd imagine the airblade would be slightly more efficient than the traditional shaking method......they may need a rethink as to the name though, I'm not sure that putting your knob near a blade would be a huge commercial success.

 

[Albumen]

Just googled it. It's happening around the world.

US comedian @ Robdelaney
Just dipped my balls into a Dyson "Airblade" hand dryer, came violently, fell & hit my head on toilet. I think I'm in love.

 

[Gazwag]

I'd imagine the airblade would be slightly more efficient than the traditional shaking method......they may need a rethink as to the name though, I'm not sure that putting your knob near a blade would be a huge commercial success.

How about knoblow then, or blowknob.

Wonder who they would get to front the tv advert

 

[Kumquat]

I did once put my balls into an airhead. We've been going out ever since.

 

[MattBackHome]

How about knoblow then, or blowknob.

Wonder who they would get to front the tv advert

I'd go for Dr Christian Jessop, who would lend the advert an air of medical authenticity. I would have said Richard Hammond, but he'd have trouble reaching.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I hate the Airblade. We have them at work, the air blasted is always cold, and move your hands even a smidge and they stop blowing - then you have to wait for 30 seconds before it starts again. Give me a paper towel (disposable) any day.

 

[Badger]

I hate the Airblade. We have them at work, the air blasted is always cold, and move your hands even a smidge and they stop blowing - then you have to wait for 30 seconds before it starts again. Give me a paper towel (disposable) any day.

They do always seem a bit temperamental, I find that when I slowly pull my hands up through it the air stops too early and the ends of my fingers are still wet.


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