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Vegas Seagull

New member
Jul 10, 2009
7,782
Before i came to Brighton and had my surgery i was raised in Somalia and had a seeing-eye hyena that the authorities in those days allowed me to take with me wherever i was going. For the first few months at the Goldstone as my sight became clearer they'd let me take it in. In my packed lunchbox i'd have a couple of Trio's for me and a chopped, but still bloody wildebeest vertebrae in there for Henrietta to munch on. I'd salivate over the jinking runs of Mark Barham whilst Henrietta would sometimes pring to alert when a child sought its father in the crowd and her innate cunning kicked into action. Her leash, fortunately, was attached to my glove and when i felt her aroused i'd tighten my grip and threaten her with the scorpion sting i had adhered to the front of my big blindboy boot. She ate a lot of stray cats though, which i didn't mind. I emailed Barber this year about the possibility of taking in a similar creature to the Amex, as my sight deteriorates with age, but typically that PC leech said no.

A dogs dinner of a post
 
















Miximate

Well-known member
Aug 30, 2012
1,170
Mid Sussex
Five playing cards 7 - Jack (11). The five of us would each pick one to denote the albion players shirt number (be it Towner, Case, Piper, Sully, Gerry Ryan, Ward etc...). £1 bet, see who scores first, winner spends the money on beer for the rest of the evening! (65p per pint in those days!)
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
9d.
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,225
10p for the phone. A few pence more if I was going to call the Seagull Line to hear Tony Millard breathlessly announce some exciting news...but not until after he'd informed us that the reserves had played at Cambridge United the night before and had clung on for a feisty 0-0 draw.
 




The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
14,885
Worthing
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