The hilarious 'What do you call someone with/who/that...' thread

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head?

Reg.

What does his mum call him?

R Reg

 

[El Sid]

What do you call a judge with no bollocks

Justice Prick

 

[shaolinpunk]

What do you call a man threatening you with a gun?

Whatever he wants you to call him

 

[Return of the Rev]

What do you call a man who puts struggling enterprises out of business? paul barber

 

[spongy]

What do you call a man with a small dick?

Justin

 

[Return of the Rev]

What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis?
Justin.

 

[Guinness Boy]

What do you call a professional diver with an overinflated price tag on his head?

Winifred

 

[Postman Pat]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a man with a wooden head

Edward

What do you call a man with a wooden head with two planks on it

Edward Woodward.

 

[banjo]

What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea.

What do you call a man inbetween two houses ? Alley.

 

[El Sid]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


A Quarter Pounder with Cheese

 

[banjo]

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?
A leisure center.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.


What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister-Matic.

 

[Gordon Bennett]

What do you call a woman with one leg 2 inches shorter then the other?


Eileen.

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg 2 inches shorter than the other?


Irene.


(What fun we had in the 1980's!)

 

[wardy wonder land]

What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea.QUOTE]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? still no idea

what do you call a dinosaur with 1 eye ? douthinkhesuaruos

what do you call a dinosaur with 6 eyes ? imsurehesuaruos

what do you call a french man up to his chest in the sea and a boat tied to his ear? Pier

What do you call a man standing between two houses, with two sides of bacon on his head & a vibrator up his arse ?


Shek Mohamed Ali

 

[Puppet Master]

Chinese gynecologist?

Min Jin Spector

 

[Papak]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis? Still no f***ing idea

 

[Gazwag]

What do you call a dyslexic devil worshipper

Santa

 

[Benson]

What do you say to a woman who covers you in a sheet of plastic?
Ta Pauline.

 

[upthealbion1970]

What do you call a lesbian Indian?

Minjita

 

[Brovion]

What do you call an Irishwoman with two panes of glass strapped to her?

Patty O'Door

 

[Brovion]

What do you call a dyslexic devil worshipper

Santa

And there's the dyslexic atheist who didn't believe in Dog