Mr bloody Grey

[Hungry Joe]

My lady just bought this earlier today, she's abit more lively since and she hasn't started reading it yet!

Think just the thought of reading it is doing it for her. Shame I get up for work at 4am tommorow.

The Worthing Herald has that effect on Mrs.Joe.

 

[happygull]

am now starting to panic, i bought her the trilogy for her kindle with my thinking that will entertain her during euro 2012 .... she is nearing the end which ties in nicely with tonight .... help needed for ideas for the olympics now

 

[Bisto]

My wife was dressed just in her flimsies when I got home yesterday. She got out some handcuffs and rope and insisted I tied her tightly to the bed. Then she told me to do whatever I wanted...So I went down the pub.

For all you guys thinking about this may I suggest after tying her down smother her in fresh cream and leave the windows open. Upon your return from the pub you'll find the local cats have saved you all that foreplay nonsense!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

My hair is starting to tuen 50 shades of grey. Ladies.....?

Mine too. And I'm 24.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

am now starting to panic, i bought her the trilogy for her kindle with my thinking that will entertain her during euro 2012 .... she is nearing the end which ties in nicely with tonight .... help needed for ideas for the olympics now

Has she read Twilight?...

 

[Worthingite]

Can we start our own one?? 50 Shades of Greer (Can't BELIEVE no one else has come up with that?!?!)

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Can we start our own one?? 50 Shades of Greer (Can't BELIEVE no one else has come up with that?!?!)

50 Shades of Gus

 

[Worthingite]

50 Shades of Gus

Love it, I thought of that after I posted, is anyone good enough with photoshop to do a rip off of the 50 SOG with a Brighton Shirt instead of a tie??

 

[Worthingite]

Tragically, I'm halfway through the second one at the moment, now I'm not going to think of Mr Grey as anyone other than Gus. A "complicateed" man to be sure...

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Love it, I thought of that after I posted, is anyone good enough with photoshop to do a rip off of the 50 SOG with a Brighton Shirt instead of a tie??

Found the tie:

 

[Worthingite]

found the tie:

brilliant!!!!!

 

[Hastings woody]

Has your missus been effected by this phenomenon? Fastest selling book of all time (they can thank facebook for that!). 'Mummy porn' that apparently involves a billionaire with a penchant for bondage and stuff. What's that all about....does this mean women secretly really do want to be dominated and controlled after all? And does this mean I can go all medieval from now on

My mrs has the triligy next to the bed & is now asking me to spank her all the time. shes just read me a bit & now i know why. i may be done for assualt.

 

[Madam Cholet]

From the few pages I read of it on a friend's Kindle, I wouldn't want a Mr Grey, he sounds like a complete tosser and the heroine sounds like she needs a good slap. Which she probably gets on page 8. And page 47. And page 93....

 

[Lady Gull]

am now starting to panic, i bought her the trilogy for her kindle with my thinking that will entertain her during euro 2012 .... she is nearing the end which ties in nicely with tonight .... help needed for ideas for the olympics now

My secret garden - Nancy Friday

 

[Lady Gull]

I really enjoyed all three books - read them over about 7 days!!! everyone needs a Mr Grey in their life xxx

 

[bhafc99]

They've just brought out a special version of it over here in Dubai.

One Shade of Black.

It's two paragraphs long, after all the censorship.

 

[melias shoes]

Imagine the reaction from women if this book was for men and we were queuing out the doors for it. Perverts the lot of them.!!!

 

[hart's shirt]

everyone needs a Mr Grey in their life xxx

 

[Lady Gull]

PMSL not him though thanks

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Imagine the reaction from women if this book was for men and we were queuing out the doors for it. Perverts the lot of them.!!!

Come on a book that most men would read?? Never going to happen.It would have to be in the form of a comic otherwise most men would never read it even then that would probably be too long!