What do you do with a dead 60ft Whale on the beach

[Gus is god]

BBC News - Whale stranded on South Uist beach dies

I see them blow one up before but that went a little wrong.

 

[perseus]

Depends. Municipal dump in bits, but sometimes it is toxic waste.

Worthing Council pushed a Pilot Whale back out to sea so it washed up in Adur.

 

[perseus]

Porpoise disposal, Brighton Council. There is a potential zoonosis problem, particularly with seals.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

"Personnel at a nearby military rocket test range had been helping with efforts to lessen the distress of the dying animal."

GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!

 

[Mr Burns]

Chop it up and eat it. It's nice and fresh

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ask KFC London Road staff where they were on the date in question

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Try and wake it up and tell her she has to be on Radio 2 tomorrow at 05.00.

 

[AnotherArch]

Send it home on the train via the whale-weigh station.

 

[Gus is god]

Send it home on the train via the whale-weigh station.

 

[Nathan]

"Volunteers kept scavenging birds away from the whale before it died at about midday."

What, then they though f*** it, and it was a free for all. These birds should know that they can't eat dead whale before 12.

 

[Martinf]

Decide there is no porpoise to life and start blubbing?

 

[albionite]

Looks like it's had a whale of a time

 

[Pavilionaire]

They should fly Jamie Oliver up in a helicopter and have a massive South Uist Sushi Party.

 

[16bha]

You're all talking out of your blowholes. I'm sure some good people can orca-strate a good way to provide the whale with a dignified exit, or as the French say 'FIN'.

 

[The Terminator]

put a bomb in it and coat the town in whale

 

[terryberry1]

Ask KFC London Road staff where they were on the date in question

This

 

[countryman]

Send it home on the train via the whale-weigh station.

Brilliant.

 

[Samej]

BBC News - Whale stranded on South Uist beach dies

I see them blow one up before but that went a little wrong.

Barbecue the f***ing thing and invite your mates to bring some tinnies

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Four skin divers to the rescue?

 

[Nottseagull]

Whales contain a lot of oil which can be used as fuel. Not sure if your diesel engine could cope with it though.