Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
Hold on kids, this could be an epic story to rank alongside the wedding zinger.
This morning on the short walk from the bus stop to work I found a poster of a mans JOHNSON. This maybe not unsual in Brighton, but for Lewes it will probably mean armageddon.
It is also not unsual because it has happened a few times over the past 2 weeks. A few staff MEMBERS have found them in our car park at work. This was the second time I made the schlong discovery
To be fair the guy has gone to a lot of effort. Photocopying his todger on A3 paper and in COLOUR. He also managed to do it on both sides of the paper. A photo copy of his wanger with a nice yellow bow tied around his shaft with a tag which we cant make out fully that says something along the lines of "fees set to rise later this year….."
Anyway it has lead to the local PCSO coming into work, interviewing staff, including me, and it was almost impossible to do it seriously. We then did a walk round the office grounds to show her where I found the poster, and we discovered a couple more. The bloke seemed to have got lazy as the newly discovered posters were one sided, on A4 and in black and white.
All the posters were then put in an evidence bag and taken away for finger printing *CSI LEWES*
The PCSO then said he had been doing it all over Lewes especially in car parks and near schools for a couple of months.
To be continued….
This morning on the short walk from the bus stop to work I found a poster of a mans JOHNSON. This maybe not unsual in Brighton, but for Lewes it will probably mean armageddon.
It is also not unsual because it has happened a few times over the past 2 weeks. A few staff MEMBERS have found them in our car park at work. This was the second time I made the schlong discovery
To be fair the guy has gone to a lot of effort. Photocopying his todger on A3 paper and in COLOUR. He also managed to do it on both sides of the paper. A photo copy of his wanger with a nice yellow bow tied around his shaft with a tag which we cant make out fully that says something along the lines of "fees set to rise later this year….."
Anyway it has lead to the local PCSO coming into work, interviewing staff, including me, and it was almost impossible to do it seriously. We then did a walk round the office grounds to show her where I found the poster, and we discovered a couple more. The bloke seemed to have got lazy as the newly discovered posters were one sided, on A4 and in black and white.
All the posters were then put in an evidence bag and taken away for finger printing *CSI LEWES*
The PCSO then said he had been doing it all over Lewes especially in car parks and near schools for a couple of months.
To be continued….
Brilliant!
