Nicky Forster SONG...

[Sheebo]

Ya know the Torres song 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9' la la la la la la la la etc etc SURELY we should have one for 'Nicky Forster Brighton's number 9'. Not just cos that bit goes but also HULL rhymes with GOAL...

Surely someone can think of one that is good - something like 'We bought the man from sunny Hull, he gets the ball and scores a goal, Nicky Forster Brighton's Number 9...;

Also it will stop us just singing that tune and then Brighton & Hove Albion at the end as that is quite frankly SHITE...

The Torres one goes:

His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9
Na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na, na na, na na
na na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9.

Suggestions...

 

[lucas164111]

I love the bouncing that happens during the 'na na.....'.

 

[Sheebo]

exactly! We should do one for Forster...!

 

[Scotty Mac]

id hardly describe hull as sunny - "f***ing dive" might be more appropriate, but i dont think that would fit in terms of sylables

 

[Gav1901]

Yeh

His armband proved he was a blue
FORSTER FORSTER
Brighton and hove albion it said
FORSTER FORSTER
we bought the lad from scummy hull
he gets the ball n scores a goal
NICKY FORSTER BRIGHTON NUMBER 9

 

[Scotty Mac]

Yeh

His armband proved he was a blue
FORSTER FORSTER
Brighton and hove albion it said
FORSTER FORSTER
we bought the lad from scummy hull
he gets the ball n scores a goal
NICKY FORSTER BRIGHTON NUMBER 9

blue and said dont rhyme

maybe that line should be "he liked to sniff on lots of glue"?

 

[HseagullsH]

Kerry Mayo

We've had the lad since he was a kid, MAYO MAYO
All his career, yet never a bid, MAYO MAYO
We sent him out to Lewes on loan
But he came back as he broke a bone
Kerry Mayo, Brighton's number Three

 

[seagully]

We've had the lad since he was a kid, MAYO MAYO
All his career, yet never a bid, MAYO MAYO
We sent him out to Lewes on loan
But he came back as he broke a bone
Kerry Mayo, Brighton's number Three

 

[Man of Harveys]

We sent him out to Lewes on loan
But he came back as he broke a bone

Which player in his right mind wouldn't love to hear that booming from the stands about them?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

The lad has got a massive cock
Enoch, Enoch
He tucks it in his football sock
Enoch, Enoch
He shagged a girl and now she's dead
He waves his cock around his head
Enoch Showumni, United's 21...

If only.

 

[Gav1901]

 

[HG201]

His runs leave the defenders dead FORSTER FORSTER
he scores with his foot and his head FORSTER FORSTER
we bought the lad from dirty hull he gets the ball he scores a goal
NICKY FORSTER BRIGHTON'S NUMBER 9
nananana etc bounce:Whilst bouncing)

Must be sung at Luton

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I can't help but think it's the most overrated football chant EVER.

Total naff. "his armband proved he was a red" - What?!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

His runs leave the defenders dead FORSTER FORSTER
he scores with his foot and his head FORSTER FORSTER

Syllables = FAIL.

 

[HG201]

Sing it quicker then

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

I can't help but think it's the most overrated football chant EVER.

Total naff. "his armband proved he was a red" - What?!

Agreed, and stealing other fans' songs is so bad. Like the (albeit about 20) Cheltenham fans singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' after going 2-0 up.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What tune is it...?

 

[SEAGULLS TILL I DIE]

What tune is it...?

the old bible/noah song: 'the animals go in 2 by 2 hoorah' or something like that

 

[SEAGULLS TILL I DIE]

The lad has got a massive cock
Enoch, Enoch
He tucks it in his football sock
Enoch, Enoch
He shagged a girl and now she's dead
He waves his cock around his head
Enoch Showumni, United's 21...

If only.

why don't we use this & change it to michael kuipers

The lad has got a massive cock
Kuipers, Kuipers
He tucks it in his football sock
Kuipers, Kuipers
He shagged a girl and now she's dead
He waves his cock around his head
Michael Kuipers, Brightons number 1...

 

[Simon Morgan]

I can't help but think it's the most overrated football chant EVER.

Total naff. "his armband proved he was a red" - What?!

He was captain at Athletico and the inside lining of his armband said "You'll Never Walk Alone"....allegedly.