View Full Version : My post count! *Turkeygate*
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 15:31
My post count!
Posts: 1282 :eek:
It's 2890!!!
Italiaseagull
12-09-2003, 15:32
That happened to you yesterday as well. :lolol:
Hold on mine was 2200 odd! :(
I think you've had to many :drink:
mines lost 1000 posts...not that I care but still, deleting our rights now are you Turkey? :glare:
:p
Soon it'll be posts changing with something we did'nt say to something the Mods wanna say :angry: :p :D
Turkey is now above chappers in his number of posts, we've lost our posts form before it was changed to the new board. Isn't that what it is
No wonder Tinx got it, I mean he has got a "look into the future" kinda Avatar thing that screws with your mind!.....yes master...I will fetch peanut butter & mayo sweetcorn sandwiches for you :eek:
SeagullinKent
12-09-2003, 15:37
So i,m well down the list now :(
Mr Popkins
12-09-2003, 15:38
just wait till the kids come home from school and see the post counts have dropped! there will be uproar!!
Originally posted by Mr Popkins
just wait till the kids come home from school and see the post counts have dropped! there will be uproar!!
i'm home, and mine hasnt dropped. in fact i'm in the top 20 of number of posts
Originally posted by Mr Popkins
just wait till the kids come home from school and see the post counts have dropped! there will be uproar!!
:lol: So true.
Thats because you didn't have your post count artificially boosted.
Originally posted by Artois
:lol: So true.
Quiet newbie
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 15:42
How queer.
Deano's Right Foot
12-09-2003, 15:42
Originally posted by uranus
i'm home, and mine hasnt dropped. in fact i'm in the top 20 of number of posts
Probably because you've posted ALL of these on the new board, and 50% of those were concerning Mars coming within ninety gazillion miles from earth.
Originally posted by Turkey
Thats because you didn't have your post count artificially boosted.
haha you cheaters, i got my post count the honest way.
Originally posted by uranus
i'm home, and mine hasnt dropped. in fact i'm in the top 20 of number of posts
tell me, how does one look at ones position in the league of posters...one ?
Originally posted by Mr Popkins
just wait till the kids come home from school and see the post counts have dropped! there will be uproar!!
F:censored:K YOU
:salute: :salute:
Mine has dropped but is still about 250 higher than it was on the old board. Oh well, :drink:
I'm glad I'm sodding off on holiday tomorrow. Maybe the fallout of Turkey-gate will be quietening down by then...
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 15:44
No that it matters of course, but why has everyone been changed? it seems like a needless bit of work for the mods to have done, especially after we all had our old post counts added on manually by the Turkmeister when we started afresh.
What's the reasoning behind it? On is it a slap on the wrist for all those Little Hobo threads. :lol:
Originally posted by CrabtreeBHA
tell me, how does one look at ones position in the league of posters...one ?
Click on members at the top of the page and then on top20 posters
This day will be remembered for years to come as the day that the Turkey-gate scandal started....
Deano's Right Foot
12-09-2003, 15:47
Originally posted by Cheshire Dolphin
No that it matters of course, but why has everyone been changed? it seems like a needless bit of work for the mods to have done, especially after we all had our old post counts added on manually by the Turkmeister when we started afresh.
What's the reasoning behind it? On is it a slap on the wrist for all those Little Hobo threads. :lol:
I think that we might find that sheer ineptitude may well be to blame. Just guessing. What do you think Turkey?
As soon as the admins and mods have come of with a suitable cover up we will reveal all.
Ok so I think its apparent that this is Turkeys doing but the question is why? or is it just a major fuck up from the turkmeister.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ....NERDS!!!!!!!
Have a nice nerd free holiday Bozza:lolol:
Originally posted by uranus
haha you cheaters, i got my post count the honest way.
What's cheating about the fact that we were using the three previous incarnations of NSC. :p
Deano's Right Foot
12-09-2003, 15:50
I think that there should be an inquiry.
Turkey has clearly sexed-up people's post counts, and is now trying to cover it up hoping people wouldn't notice.
Originally posted by Yorkie
What's cheating about the fact that we were using the three previous incarnations of NSC. :p
dont you :p me :p
Lord Bracknell
12-09-2003, 15:55
For what it's worth ...
As a mod, I have no access to the post counter.
The mods are innocent OK?
Admin, however ...
"But who's counting?"
A run-away, a run-away, a run-way, a run-away.
For the Turkey, the mighty turkey, a cliff beckons tonight
good job I aint at the footy Turkey...our legs would've been MINE :lolol:
I can see this scandal going on for a long time.
Turkey, you had better have some good lawyers....
:lol:
Good time to get rid of the post count?
mines gone down...so what...post counts mean sod all. It just encourages people to post crap....or in sum cases, it makes certain posters constantly moan about the young generation of nsc.
Post count means nout...
http://www.funnydoodle.com/images/fp-295.jpg
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 16:01
post counts.
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 16:10
Originally posted by tinx
Turkey is now above chappers in his number of posts, we've lost our posts form before it was changed to the new board. Isn't that what it is
I think so, and guess who's now top! :glare:
I'm a bit slow. What has actually happened?
For the record, I didn't have my post count moved over because it means nothing to me. I have a big penis.
its nothing to do with me
Originally posted by Mr Popkins
just wait till the kids come home from school and see the post counts have dropped! there will be uproar!!
Oi Happy chops, I noticed its been the older lot that are whining about it...havnt heard a peep outta the younger ones.
Detention.
Mr Popkins
12-09-2003, 16:14
"were gonna nick your sweets and lollypops!!!"
"Back to school on monday, Back to school on monday!!!"
Originally posted by Safeway
I'm a bit slow. What has actually happened?
I think Turkey needs to make a public announcement....
:lolol:
I'm long gone.
Over the hills and far away.
Originally posted by Biscuit
Post count means nout...
It means very little, but DOES give an indication as to how new someone may be that is throwing a rumour about.
Rumour from a contributor with a low post count and I am less inclined to believe.
Other than that, I'm not that fussed.
Soton Seagull
12-09-2003, 16:16
My post count has more than halved in the past 10 minutes. If it carries on like this I will end up owing NSC some posts!
I blame blatant incompetence.:jester: :salute:
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 16:17
Originally posted by Biscuit
I noticed its been the older lot that are whining about it.
I WANT MY POST COUNT BACK.
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Originally posted by Cheshire Dolphin
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I take it you want your post count back, or have i misunderstood
Originally posted by Mr Popkins
"were gonna nick your sweets and lollypops!!!"
"Back to school on monday, Back to school on monday!!!"
:lolol: Thats it old man...im not giving you your teeth back! Just remember...my generation will be the generation looking after you old gits when your in a nursing home...be warned. :shootself
It looks like NSC may have been hacked or suffered some sort of glitch.
In fixing one problem I managed to make a whole new one.
If it makes you feel any better the second I realised I shouted a very bad word very loudly. :dunce:
Originally posted by Turkey
It looks like NSC may have been hacked or suffered some sort of glitch.
In fixing one problem I managed to make a whole new one.
If it makes you feel any better the second I realised I shouted a very bad word very loudly. :dunce:
was the word Supercalafragilisticexpealidoc ious?
Originally posted by CrabtreeBHA
was the word Supercalafragilisticexpealidoc ious?
no, it was "knickers" or possibly "palace"
Originally posted by CrabtreeBHA
was the word Supercalafragilisticexpealidoc ious?
thats a long word...not a bad word..almost..
have a banana...:banana:
im guessing at "boobies", i could be wrong though
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 16:25
Or DARN!
Shall we have a poll? :rolleyes: :lolol:
nice idea sammy...but Im gunna really go for it and say..."Bother"....any ideas?
Originally posted by Gritt23
It means very little, but DOES give an indication as to how new someone may be that is throwing a rumour about.
Rumour from a contributor with a low post count and I am less inclined to believe.
For the record, I respectfully disagree. It should matter not how many posts someone has before they are 'allowed' to say something.
When this board came into effect I had 0 posts whereas most of the regulars transferred their accounts. Does that then mean I have to wait a certain amount of time before posting a scoop?
jonnyboylennon
12-09-2003, 16:28
Yes, piss off you big gaylord.
Originally posted by jonnyboylennon
Yes, piss off you big gaylord.
gaylord...the lord of the gays? Havnt heard that word for ages.
He's certainly lord of the rings...
boom boom.
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 16:47
You know, this little chink in the hitherto unbreached armour of NSC has made me aware of the vulnerability of out favourite website. It's made me stop and think about the site, it's uses, and what it means to me as a person and as an Albion fan.
We shouldn't mess with NSC and those of you who posted gratuitous Littlest Hobo threads this morning should hang their heads in shame.
Mess with NSC and you could risk losing something we all love, yet take for granted day after day.
Today it's our post counts - tomorrow it could be our avatars. Think about it.
Storer68
12-09-2003, 17:18
Oi
this moring I was Brian Horton
and now I find myself back to being Steve Foster!!!!!!
(although I really wish I was Graham Winstanley:lolol: :lolol: )
Originally posted by Safeway
For the record, I respectfully disagree. It should matter not how many posts someone has before they are 'allowed' to say something.
When this board came into effect I had 0 posts whereas most of the regulars transferred their accounts. Does that then mean I have to wait a certain amount of time before posting a scoop?
Not at all Safeway. It's not a case of "allowing" them to speak, I just find that most of the groundless rumours come from someone with fewer than 10 posts. They have possibly logged on, just to throw a wild "Knight has broken his leg" type scare and sit back and watch us panic.
All I'm saying is that, that is the only thing I use the post count for.
Dunkstar
12-09-2003, 17:28
Not that i'm particularly bothered but is it going to stay like this?
What the fuck are YOU lot complaining about?
I hit 4,000 posts this morning!
:lol:
It will stay like this. I'm not updating everyone again!
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 17:45
So just becuase YOU made an error WE all have to pay for it? ;)
Brixtaan
12-09-2003, 17:52
I feel naked
Raphael Meade
12-09-2003, 18:04
does this mean CAFC matt will have zero posts?! :lolol:
SUFFOLK SEAGULL
12-09-2003, 18:27
does the post counter reset after 4000 threads :ohmy:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
ok i really cant be arsed to read all through this so why have the counts been reduced once more? :lolol:
The Large One
12-09-2003, 18:40
Turkey - be arsed.
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 18:46
It's certainly been a day to remember! First it was the invasion of The Littlest Hobo, then the post counts resets. Just what's going to happen next?
Don't forget the mysterious disappearance of Artois....
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 19:05
Indeed - a day to go down in annals of NSC folklore!
So i've lost 400 from my post count. Oh well, just means my secret that I was going to come out with at 1000 will have to wait.
:cool: :rolleyes: ;) :moo:
Raphael Meade
12-09-2003, 19:24
so what has actually happened?
is it all the posts since we re-registered have been lost??
if so, and sorry matt i'm not harrasing you, just as an example - how come CAFC has 975 odd, as didnt he register since the last nsc breakdown?
is this selective post count removal from turkey?? :lolol:
(not that i give a shit as i think the post count should be gone anyhow, just an interesting observation)
Shizuoka Dolphin
12-09-2003, 19:27
All everyone has now is what has been amassed since this incarnation of NSC was set up.
What we had before was this NSC and the old NSC added together. Now we're just with the new one.
If nothing else, it makes our 'posts per day' in our profiles look a little more sensible!
Raphael Meade
12-09-2003, 19:29
but it's not, i'm sure!!
thats what i meant, cafc matt only joined since the last incarnation, and i only had about 180 when this one got going...
conspiracy anyone?
Raphael Meade
12-09-2003, 19:31
ok, i am officially an r-tard. 180 plus 352= about what my post count was :dunce:
but the cafc matt point still stands!!!
albiongirl
12-09-2003, 19:31
Now I look like a newbie!! After hitting the dizzy hieghts of 1000 I,m back down to 487??? I know there is more to life than post counts but it,s ok I understand :lolol:
Brixtaan
12-09-2003, 19:40
right that's it.
Name change and avatar change for me seeing as i'm in Brixton no longer and history and identity count for nothing on NSC.
*walks off sulking*
Exiled in Exeter
12-09-2003, 20:46
Artois down to 17 posts!
So it was done on purpose by Turkey so he'd lead the top posters chart, is that right?
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
eiregull
12-09-2003, 20:53
i expect so :glare:
berkshire seagull
12-09-2003, 21:04
From 2200 ish to this but who rearly cares A.:lolol: :lolol:
oapdodge
12-09-2003, 21:24
:nono: :eek: :yawn: :clap: :drink:
Blackadder
12-09-2003, 21:51
Test to see new count
589 whatever! I'm even editing this post so that I don't artificially boost my post!:p
CHAPPERS
12-09-2003, 22:02
Bunch of CHISLAS the lot of you.:jester:
Benny Seagull
12-09-2003, 23:11
fucking turkey and his antics. not that i care (much........:down: ) but i can see that not only some people's have gone down but others have gone up!!
turkey in my office first thing in the morning to discuss this!! :angry:
:tosser: :lolol:
Soton Seagull
12-09-2003, 23:15
It's an outrage. If I didn't have a life I woud be most upset!
No-ones will have gone up. What has happened is all posts from old NSC will have gone.
What the board software has done is, literally, go across the whole board and add up how many posts you actually have made on here and made that your post count.
So the 'losers' are those who asked Turkey to include their posts from old NSC.
Please feel free to kick the shit out of him whilst I am away.
Benny Seagull
12-09-2003, 23:24
Originally posted by Bozza
No-ones will have gone up. What has happened is all posts from old NSC will have gone.
haven't you seen wozza's??!! ??? :eek:
Originally posted by Bozza
Please feel free to kick the shit out of him whilst I am away.
will do!! :clap: :clap:
Originally posted by Bozza
So the 'losers' are those who asked Turkey to include their posts from old NSC.
Well and me as I have lost all posts since too. :lol:
Please feel free to kick the shit out of him whilst I am away.
Oh don't worry, Turkeygate isn't over, this is just the beginning.
We'll get him good and proper. ;)
Originally posted by Benny Seagull
haven't you seen wozza's??!! ??? :eek:
He's toying with you...
Which have now transferred to Bozza'a :lolol:
albiongirl
12-09-2003, 23:39
Only 550 to go until I get back to 1000!!:lolol:
Originally posted by Benny Seagull
haven't you seen wozza's??!! ??? :eek:
You grass!!!
Post counts don't really mean a lot do they....
;)
Just for the record. I wasn't messing about. I had to remove an unnecessary comma and then kabloom. Posts count gone. Grr.
Turkey's online. Hold on to your posts everyone!
Originally posted by Wozza
Turkey's online. Hold on to your posts everyone!
:lolol:
Hold onto your usernames :jester:
Shizuoka Dolphin
13-09-2003, 00:04
Originally posted by Wozza
Turkey's online. Hold on to your posts everyone! :lolol:
Originally posted by Wozza
Turkey's online. Hold on to your posts everyone!
Too late; Artois' got them all :eek:
Lord Cornwallis
13-09-2003, 03:57
Not bothered about the count, but I was Fozzie this morning. I don't want to be Johnny fucking Crumplin.
Originally posted by Cheshire Dolphin
Today it's our post counts - tomorrow it could be our avatars. Think about it.
My god. We'll be back to the good old northstandchat.co.uk days!! What a classy messageboard that was, no avatars, no post count, no membership, IP on display, and multiple usernames for many, many people. I'm gonna check if it's still there...My god. We'll be back to the good old northstandchat.co.uk days!! What a classy messageboard that was, no avatars, no post count, no membership, IP on display, and multiple usernames for many, many people. I'm gonna check if it's still there...
Nope, gone. I'm sure it was there until quite recently.
Beach Hut
13-09-2003, 08:02
This is absolutely outrageous action by Turkey and I have written to my MP requesting instant action through a European Sub-Committee of thread post counters.
Also Turkey - pistols at dawn for you next time I see you.
Beach Hut
13-09-2003, 08:16
Mind you I can celebrate my 2000 all over again :p
I look forward to seeing you all at Colchester..
You won't get back in one piece Turks!:angry:
Shizuoka Dolphin
13-09-2003, 11:17
Originally posted by Hantseagull
My god. We'll be back to the good old northstandchat.co.uk days!! What a classy messageboard that was, no avatars, no post count, no membership, IP on display, and multiple usernames for many, many people. I'm gonna check if it's still there...My god. We'll be back to the good old northstandchat.co.uk days!! What a classy messageboard that was, no avatars, no post count, no membership, IP on display, and multiple usernames for many, many people. I'm gonna check if it's still there...
What's you're name, Fred Elliot? :lol:
"I heard you the first time Ashley, I say i heard you the first time! Ashleeeeah!"
I told you not to push me Turkey!:angry:
i am glad of it - i wanted mine post count cut anyway people where having a go at me about it ! nice one nsc!
ben andrews' girlfriend
13-09-2003, 19:50
where's all my posts gone :cry:
Turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Zeitgeist
13-09-2003, 21:26
Dead 'meat'!!...:angry: :censored: :dunce:
Get rid of the post count.
Is it all sorted yet??? ?:safeway
Oh gawd. Is this still on the first page. :censored:
Originally posted by Everest
You won't get back in one piece Turks!:angry:
:wave: :salute:
i missed all this.
oh well, saves me getting worked up about it..
Originally posted by uranus
i'm home, and mine hasnt dropped. in fact i'm in the top 20 of number of posts
And why would you be bothered, O he of the overly critical post number raconteurs ?
:lolol:
Lord Cornwallis
14-09-2003, 02:25
Now if they were air miles, I'd be pissed off. :lolol:
Lord Cornwallis
14-09-2003, 02:28
Turkey.
You didn't screw up the post count when you did my avatar did you ? Maybe you left them in the back of the van. :lolol:
Originally posted by Cheshire Dolphin
What's you're name, Fred Elliot? :lol:
"I heard you the first time Ashley, I say i heard you the first time! Ashleeeeah!"
Ah. Didn't notice that!! :lol:
It's because of this damn bug in my PC, IE runs so slow when I type in it, it's quicker to type my replies in notepad then copy and paste.
Cant be bothered to read all this thread.
Can someone summarise it in one post?
watsongooal
15-09-2003, 11:07
:nono:
Italiaseagull
15-09-2003, 11:08
Oy knobjockey! :angry:
Can I get a refund for the Colchester ticket? What a load of shit that was!
Shizuoka Dolphin
15-09-2003, 11:20
Originally posted by fatboy
Cant be bothered to read all this thread.
Can someone summarise it in one post?
Turkey fucked up.
watsongooal
15-09-2003, 11:30
Originally posted by Italiaseagull
Oy knobjockey! :angry:
Can I get a refund for the Colchester ticket? What a load of shit that was!
Sorry mate ticket bough as seen and non refundable so fuck off
Originally posted by Cheshire Dolphin
Turkey fucked up.
If YOU didn't post rubbish all the time the board would be able to cope with the amount of posts. Instead its full of rubbish and can't cope. I had to do some maintenance and it messed up. Wasn't actually my fault but I did do it.
:salute:
Shizuoka Dolphin
15-09-2003, 20:10
Well that told me!
:lol:
~Thinks... good thread ideas, hmmm.... "Favourite animal"... "Favourite type of material"... "Least favourite smell"... "Genocide - yes or no?"... "hen - part six"... "Classic goverment advice adverts"... "What I did for my 10th birthday"... That'll keep the board going for a while... :lol:
Beware the Turkey.
He is very drunk. He is telling me he loves me.
Last edited by Turkey
Grr I did not edit that you lier.
Yes I am drunk. :) :drink:
Beach Hut
16-09-2003, 00:05
24 hrs later - still drunk
:clap2: :clap2:
Turkey's been on a massive bender
Turkey says:
I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU
Freak.
Last edited by the drunk one
Beach Hut-Do you do a 9-5 job? You always seem to be on here late.
Beach Hut
16-09-2003, 00:12
Yes but more like 9 - 7 but I need little sleep.
Originally posted by Turkey
:drink: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Is that your weekly alcohol consumption to get you drunk each night?!?!?!
:bounce: For Hamilton.
Read the events in real time as they unfolded on that eventful day.
12th September 2003 - The Turkeygate Scandal
Shizuoka Dolphin
26-09-2003, 21:07
I think it is time the post count was ditched for good - it seems we can't go a day without a handfull of posts falling off the post count total.
Mine alone has lost nearly 10 since yesterday. Either let's have it properly or not all!
Threads are still disappearing Chesh.
I mentioned a match report I did after the Boro game. Someone asked me where it was and when I did a search it had gone.
The whole thread had gone - started off with a Sky report, a BBC report and then mine.
So each post on there will come off the post count.
NSC is creaking at the seams. A few times at lunchtime today I couldn't get a screen and had to refresh.
:eek: :nono: :eek: :nono:
the right footed denilson
26-09-2003, 21:37
and me!!!
TURKEY FUCKING GATE!!!
I WANT MY POSTS BACK
I DONT SPUNK 95% OF MY LIFE AWAY ON HERE FOR NO REASON!!!
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