There's gonna be a fight in a minute

[Hiney]

Our daughter came home from school and said that one of her classmate's Mums told her to fuck off. They live acroSs the road from us so it's all ready to go off.

This woman has a history of slightly strange behaviour but Mrs Hiney's on the warpath and is NOT to be messed with

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

:clap2:

[CHAPPERS]

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Get involved, Hiney. We can hit women nowadays, what with equal opportunities and all.

[Set of Tracksuits]

G'wan Mrs Hiney!!!

Give us a round-by-round commentary!

[Titanic]

Nice area you live in, Hiney ?

[MYOB]

Handbags at dawn (well, dusk more like)?

[Kryten]

what's the latest?

[Rougvie]

You cant beat a bit of female hair pulling.

er, i'll be back in a minute

[JJ McClure]

Are the two ladies in question now grapling with each other and rolling around in the mud ???

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Get involved, Hiney. We can hit women nowadays, what with equal opportunities and all.

Na ... get upstairs and watch them slag it out from the safety of a bedroom window!!!!

You could always video it for Christmas viewing!!!

How big is her husband????
:lolol: :lolol:

[Biscuit]

Southampton?

Call Turkey in. He'll straighten things out.

[Hiney]

Waiting for her to come home but one of the other Mums is threatening to join us and give her a good shoeing

Come on!!!!!

:clap2:

[Kryten]

have you got the video camera ready?

[looney]

Chavs?

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by hiney
Waiting for her to come home but one of the other Mums is threatening to join us and give her a good shoeing

Come on!!!!!

:clap2:

We need photos Hiney ... post em here!!!

[Set of Tracksuits]

Originally posted by looney
Chavs?

:lolol:

[fatboy]

You got a webcam?

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by looney
Chavs?

They're probably donning their burberrys and shell suits as we speak!!!
:lolol:

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by fatboy
You got a webcam?

You just can't help yourself can you. Pervert.

[Tribune Messala]

Originally posted by Titanic
Nice area you live in, Hiney ?

Surely not in Brighton is it?

[Set of Tracksuits]

Someone call Meridian, they are bound to want to cover this.

"and coming up later, football from the weekend plus live coverage of Urban Housewives Tag Team wrestling from the streets of Southampton".

[Kryten]

Originally posted by Perry Milkins
Surely not in Brighton is it?

Location: Southampton

[Tribune Messala]

Originally posted by Perry Milkins
Surely not in Brighton is it?

Oops think I messed up there!

[Faldo]

Originally posted by On the Left Wing
How big is her husband?


:ohmy: :ohmy:

[Kryten]

what's going on now?

[On the Left Wing]

It's all gone quiet over there .....


Hiney, Hiney ... are you okay?????:eek:

[CHAPPERS]

I reckon he's been bitch slapped.

[Croydonbloke]

Fill the paddling pool up with mud. Get them to wear their bikinis and get stuck into a mud fight.
Top stuff.

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
I reckon he's been bitch slapped.

That ... or her 16st lorry driver husband has just come home ....

[On the Left Wing]

Live pictures .... the entire street has joined in:

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/879/mud20wrestling2050.jpg

[Tribune Messala]

Originally posted by On the Left Wing
That ... or her 16st lorry driver husband has just come home ....

There's no hiney there!..there's no hiney there!

Hiney Hiney what's the score..Hiney whats the score

[Hiney]

And in a startling development, it appears that the Stupid bitch chav slut has gone into hiding, clearly worried at the prospect of a good kicking.

I'll keep you posted with the latest

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[The Large One]

Originally posted by Set of Tracksuits
Someone call Meridian, they are bound to want to cover this.

"and coming up later, football from the weekend plus live coverage of Urban Housewives Tag Team wrestling from the streets of Southampton".
Just as well it's from Southampton. They'd cover it in depth, with post-brawl interviews before the brief snippets from the Brighton mud-wrestling match.

[Soton Seagull]

If I see a stream of Ambulances whizzing passed on my way home, I'll know it's action time.

[Kev the Ape]

ding dong round 1. Come on hiney kick the hell out of them.

[Hiney]

come on get home now let the fight beginig!!!!!!!!!! u old bag!
from sophie mr and mrs Hineys daughter:clap2: :lolol: :salute:

[Hiney]

:lolol:

[Wardy]

Originally posted by hiney
come on get home now let the fight beginig!!!!!!!!!! u old bag!
from sophie mr and mrs Hineys daughter:clap2: :lolol: :salute:

Nice daughter you have there mate:lolol:

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Thats Saintsville for you Hiney. Come home to Brighton and you're wife won't have to 'educate' the neighbours!!!

:lolol:

[Braders]

GWARN HINEEEEEEEEEEEY !

FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT.....

[The Large One]

How old is Hiney's daughter that she is allowed to say 'fuck off' to her parents, then get entire neighbourhood involved in a massive bitchfest?

[Hiney]

She didn't say fuck off, it was the MUM of one of her classmates that said fuck off to Sophie.

This woman, who has a history of confronting people who 'upset' her precious daughter, has just gone too far this time.

:clap2:

[The Large One]

Any claret? Spat out teeth? High-pitched screaming 'YOU SLAAAAAAG'? Did your missus have to borrow her neighbours' rings? Dammit, man, what's happening?

[3gulls]

Bitch Fight! How much hair has been pulled-out so far? :lolol: :lolol:

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

this has to be the most entertaining thread ive seen. take photos!

[Kev the Ape]

:lolol: how old your daughter she seems to know how to stick up for herself.

[Hiney]

Originally posted by Kev the Ape
:lolol: how old your daughter she seems to know how to stick up for herself.

She's 12 mate and yes, she stands up for herself when necessary!

No further news as the woman hasn't come home yet but we're watching :lolol:

[Kryten]

is she home yet?

[Hiney]

Not yet

This is driving me fucking mad.

I'm Mr Non-confrontation but this stupid woman has really pissed me off - no-one talks to my daughter like that.

I've also got my wife Justine who's chomping at the bit, ready to give her a slap if required, and she still hasn't come home.

Further updates to follow

:clap2:

[Kryten]

Originally posted by hiney
Not yet

This is driving me fucking mad.

I'm Mr Non-confrontation but this stupid woman has really pissed me off - no-one talks to my daughter like that.

I've also got my wife Justine who's chomping at the bit, ready to give her a slap if required, and she still hasn't come home.

Further updates to follow

:clap2:

are you sure you haven't just missed her go home?

or have you been holding a vigil?

[Hiney]

Ha Ha

We live literally across the road - which obviously makes things more difficult.

I like the idea of a vigil though.

Perhaps we could wait by their front door with axes and sheets over our heads

:clap2:

[Chesney Christ]

I love women who get in fights.

So classy, so ladylike, so utterly depressing.....

:shootself

[Kryten]

Originally posted by hiney
Ha Ha

We live literally across the road - which obviously makes things more difficult.

I like the idea of a vigil though.

Perhaps we could wait by their front door with axes and sheets over our heads

:clap2:

:jester:

[itszamora]

I can picture it, the girls smacking each other down whilst Hiney refuses to come to his wife's aid, instead posting the latest on NSC:D

[Yorkie]

I reckon that Mrs Hiney is so fearsome the neighbour has packed her bags and left home.

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Originally posted by hiney
Ha Ha

We live literally across the road - which obviously makes things more difficult.

I like the idea of a vigil though.

Perhaps we could wait by their front door with axes and sheets over our heads

:clap2:

Why do you keep using happy clapping smilies after every post you make Hiney?

Scrapping with the woman will get your wife in trouble, it's not something to joke about with childish smilies :nono:

And why do you feel the need to say something so personal on an internet message-board? :(

[NMH]

It's going to be like the Battle Women's Guild re-enactment of Pearl Harbour!

[Hiney]

Originally posted by Dancin Ninja BHA
Why do you keep using happy clapping smilies after every post you make Hiney?

Scrapping with the woman will get your wife in trouble, it's not something to joke about with childish smilies :nono:

And why do you feel the need to say something so personal on an internet message-board? :(

I can't work out if you're being serious or not.

Do you honestly think me or my wife will end up fighting in the street with this woman? She has been out of order and some sort of confrontation has been brewing for some while but to actually hit her would just bring us down to her level. She has demonstrated her complete lack of maturity by constantly getting involved in arguments between 12 year old girls - CALM DOWN DEAR, IT'S JUST A TEENAGE SPAT.

The whole thread stared off as a bit of a joke when I thought we were going to be marching round to this woman's house and exchanging a few words with her. I never thought we'd still be talking about it three pages later.

It's just a bit of fun for a Monday night, although the problem itself is very serious.

I'll tell you what Mr Ninja, now that you know this is a thread relating to a very serious and personal matter, perhaps you would be better off not reading any more of the responses.

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

I use the smilies because I think they are a good way of illustrating the funny side of all this

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Originally posted by hiney
:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

I use the smilies because I think they are a good way of illustrating the funny side of all this

Fucking hilarious

[Easy 10]

Blimey Ninja, who pissed in your pint today.

:rolleyes:

[Kryten]

Originally posted by Easy 10
Blimey Ninja, who pissed in your pint today.

:rolleyes:

i admit it, it was me.

sorry

[GNF on Tour]

I'm gonna get Prime TV in New Zealand to cover this (equivalent of Channel 5 in UK). Come on, get it on, I can't start doing any work until I know its on. Is the Chav slapper in question a Saints fan and Mrs H Albion - just makes it a bit more juicy.

[Wardy]

Back on topic is she home yet? :lolol:

[Lush]

Originally posted by hiney

This woman, who has a history of confronting people who 'upset' her precious daughter, has just gone too far this time.

:clap2:

Ah - so your daughter said something to HER daughter first?

*scuttles off before Mrs Hiney comes round*

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by hiney
Ha Ha

We live literally across the road - which obviously makes things more difficult.

I like the idea of a vigil though.

Perhaps we could wait by their front door with axes and sheets over our heads

:clap2:

Could you quickly nip down to your shed and make up a large cross ... then plant it in her front lawn and set fire to it ..... Mississippi Burning!

[GNF on Tour]

Originally posted by On the Left Wing
Could you quickly nip down to your shed and make up a large cross ... then plant it in her front lawn and set fire to it ..... Mississippi Burning!

I suggest we just burn down Southampton, then Portsmouth, then Leyton, then Croydon.

Easy.

[Hiney]

Originally posted by Lush
Ah - so your daughter said something to HER daughter first?

*scuttles off before Mrs Hiney comes round*

Ha Ha

No she didn't - it's too long a story for tonight but one day, when Dancing Ninja is on holiday perhaps, IT WILL BE TOLD

[Hiney]

Bitch Chav Slapper update:

The vigil must end now as we're all getting cold.

We went round and they were in but refused to come to the door. 10 minutes later they drove off!!

See you tomorrow for Round 2

And for Dancing Ninja:

:clap2: :clap2:

[The Large One]

Of course, there is the possibility that Hineyette was fibbing. Now that would be funny.

Hiney: Now, Soph. What actually happened?

Sophie: Right, Dad, she came up to me, right, and she called me a bitch, right, so I called her a slag, right, cos she is a fucking minger. D'ya know wot I mean. So she said, come here and say that to my face, slapper, so I went up to her, really close and stuff, and said BITCH right to her face. So she legged it crying like baby. And the next thing I know her mum has come out, and she is a fucking nutcase right. And she told me to fuck off. Like, right there, in front of Trish and Chelle and Tanya, so embarrassing. So we all said fuck off and legged it. We only said fuck off once, but like she started it. I only told her to fuck off cos she started it. It's her fault, she's a nutter. Tell your wierd friends on that Brighton messageboard thing that you go on. They'll believe me, they all saw it. Go on.

Mrs Hiney: Right, wait til she gets home, I'm going to have words with our mad neighbour. And Hiney, don't you dare get that video camera out.

[Kinky Gerbils]

Originally posted by Set of Tracksuits
Someone call Meridian, they are bound to want to cover this.

"and coming up later, football from the weekend plus live coverage of Urban Housewives Tag Team wrestling from the streets of Southampton".

they would show it before albion highlights

[coach03]

Surreal Threads of Our Time...................





Quality !
:lolol:

[Kev the Ape]

:lolol: :lolol: funniest thread i have ever read great work hiney.

[brighton_b0y]

i dunno :rolleyes:

[Braders]

http://www.fightin-fit.com/photogallery/women.JPG

and the winner , by knock out is......?

[Wardy]

Originally posted by The Large One
Of course, there is the possibility that Hineyette was fibbing. Now that would be funny.

Hiney: Now, Soph. What actually happened?

Sophie: Right, Dad, she came up to me, right, and she called me a bitch, right, so I called her a slag, right, cos she is a fucking minger. D'ya know wot I mean. So she said, come here and say that to my face, slapper, so I went up to her, really close and stuff, and said BITCH right to her face. So she legged it crying like baby. And the next thing I know her mum has come out, and she is a fucking nutcase right. And she told me to fuck off. Like, right there, in front of Trish and Chelle and Tanya, so embarrassing. So we all said fuck off and legged it. We only said fuck off once, but like she started it. I only told her to fuck off cos she started it. It's her fault, she's a nutter. Tell your wierd friends on that Brighton messageboard thing that you go on. They'll believe me, they all saw it. Go on.

Mrs Hiney: Right, wait til she gets home, I'm going to have words with our mad neighbour. And Hiney, don't you dare get that video camera out.

So you were ther as well? :lolol:

[Albion Dan]

Originally posted by Dancin Ninja BHA
Why do you keep using happy clapping smilies after every post you make Hiney?

Scrapping with the woman will get your wife in trouble, it's not something to joke about with childish smilies :nono:

And why do you feel the need to say something so personal on an internet message-board? :(

Have to say Im in total agreement with Dancing Ninja here, I dont see the funny side of this at all, it all seems rather sad and immature and hardly a good example to be setting kids.

[tedebear]

oh my god - dancin ninja is the naughty womans other half!!!

;) :lol:

[Hiney]

Originally posted by Albion Dan
Have to say Im in total agreement with Dancing Ninja here, I dont see the funny side of this at all, it all seems rather sad and immature and hardly a good example to be setting kids.

Read my response to Dancing Ninja then pop down to the shops and get yourself a life (plus the sense of humour add-on pack).

[Albion Dan]

Ive got enough of a life that I dont need to get so excited about petty teenage type squables thanks. :nono:

[Wardy]

Originally posted by Albion Dan
Ive got enough of a life that I dont need to get so excited about petty teenage type squables thanks. :nono:

I think that the comedy value of what Hiney is posting is getting lost in the written text. He is being or trying depending on how you look at it, to be funny. He is doing this by adding a comedy aspect to what is, as you rightly say a serious matter. At no point was he, his lovely wife or his daughter ever going to go round and start a fight. A few words might or might not be exchanged but Hiney will take this in the serious matter it need to be taken.

Of course I might be wrong and his wife might be round there as we speak banging the said womens head against the pavement trying to get through to her that telling Miss Hiney to f off is not allowed.:lolol:

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

How many threads are there on this site!! Thousands!!! So if people don't like the tenor of soemthing please choose a thread that you do like the tenor of (or the bass or soprano or whatever!!) Who gives yopu the right to criticise someone else when they are having harmless fun?

Hiney... thought it was a laff.. if it was real I'd have been shocked but who am I to tell you how to live your life. Keep em coming and if we don't like it we can go somewhere else.... it's a free web!!;)

[Albion Dan]

Im not disputing Hineys right to post anything up here, and likewise if he posts something I and others have every right to give our opinions.

Shame that when I gave my opinion I was told to "Get a life".

[granny weatherwax]

Albion Dan

get a life hahahahahaha

seriously though, this does highlight the socio economic problems associated with the breakdown of the diciplinised society caused by the operation of a secular society following the dialectical materialistic route and shopping at ASDA.

Hiney

You are my hero and your wife my heroine. Its about time people stood up against these chavs.

[Brovion]

Originally posted by dave the gaffer
.... and shopping at ASDA.



Oi! There's nothing wrong with shopping at ASDA! The 'George' clothes are as good as any Designer label and about one hundredth of the price. I'm sitting here in my 'George' jumper and 'George' jeans as we speak. Plus the food is a lot cheaper than posh stores like Tesco.

Brovian the Chav.

[Muzzman]

Originally posted by Brovian
[B'George' jumper and 'George' jeans[/B]

George Foreman's making clothes as well as grills? :dunce:

[Brovion]

Originally posted by Muzzman
George Foreman's making clothes as well as grills? :dunce: Well that just shows you're not at the cutting edge of fashion! 'George' is ASDA's own Designer range. All the gay young blades are wearing it.

[magoo]

Originally posted by The Large One
Of course, there is the possibility that Hineyette was fibbing. Now that would be funny.

Hiney: Now, Soph. What actually happened?

Sophie: Right, Dad, she came up to me, right, and she called me a bitch, right, so I called her a slag, right, cos she is a fucking minger. D'ya know wot I mean. So she said, come here and say that to my face, slapper, so I went up to her, really close and stuff, and said BITCH right to her face. So she legged it crying like baby. And the next thing I know her mum has come out, and she is a fucking nutcase right. And she told me to fuck off. Like, right there, in front of Trish and Chelle and Tanya, so embarrassing. So we all said fuck off and legged it. We only said fuck off once, but like she started it. I only told her to fuck off cos she started it. It's her fault, she's a nutter. Tell your wierd friends on that Brighton messageboard thing that you go on. They'll believe me, they all saw it. Go on.

Mrs Hiney: Right, wait til she gets home, I'm going to have words with our mad neighbour. And Hiney, don't you dare get that video camera out.

yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but she started it right...SHUT UP!

NSC gold!

:clap2: :clap2:

[granny weatherwax]

Brovian.

You are officially a pikey!!:lolol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lord Bracknell]

Originally posted by dave the gaffer
Brovian.

You are officially a pikey!!:lolol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The last time I was in ASDA, I found myself queuing behind Richard Carpenter.

[Stumpy Tim]

This is getting boring. Has she punched her yet?

[Juan Albion]

Originally posted by Lord Bracknell
The last time I was in ASDA, I found myself queuing behind Richard Carpenter.

Did he give you a song?

[Hungry Joe.]

Originally posted by Braders7
http://www.fightin-fit.com/photogallery/women.JPG

and the winner , by knock out is......?


Anyone else find this picture arousing?

[Brighton till i die]

er, NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo:salute :

[Hungry Joe.]

Just wondered. ;)

[Brovion]

Originally posted by Stumpy Tim
This is getting boring. Has she punched her yet? I know, it's like waiting for kick-off isn't it? You've had your pre-match wee, wiped the curry sauce of your fingers with the program, got up and down 27 times to allow the not-quite latecomers to go past you .... and still Mrs Hiney hasn't come out of the tunnel yet. Did the opposition coach break down?

[Brighton till i die]

Originally posted by Phaedrus
Just wondered. ;)


i can see your thinking though.................ever so very fucking slightly!!

:lolol:

[Hungry Joe.]

Originally posted by Brighton till i die
i can see your thinking though.................ever so very fucking slightly!!

:lolol:


I reckon there's a lot of people out there who do and who aren't being as brave as you Squire and are keeping quiet or trying to get the subject back on track like Brovian. Filthy perverts the lot of 'em on here.

[Brighton till i die]

Originally posted by Phaedrus
I reckon there's a lot of people out there who do and who aren't being as brave as you Squire and are keeping quiet or trying to get the subject back on track like Brovian. Filthy perverts the lot of 'em on here.

too right mate - who wants to keep on the straight and narrow and stick to the subject eh!!:lolol:

[magoo]

Originally posted by Phaedrus
Anyone else find this picture arousing?
Yes a bit to be honest.
It's the one on the left. Nice funbags!
The other one looks like Steptoe.

[Hiney]

Originally posted by Brovian
I know, it's like waiting for kick-off isn't it? You've had your pre-match wee, wiped the curry sauce of your fingers with the program, got up and down 27 times to allow the not-quite latecomers to go past you .... and still Mrs Hiney hasn't come out of the tunnel yet. Did the opposition coach break down?

Right.

Who would have thought that my light-hearted reporting of a geniune problem would cause so much debate.

Marvellous scenes indeed

Thanks to all who have contributed - sorry if I upset anyone, particularly Dancing Ninja and Albion Dan - I didn't mean it.

Anyway, we paid a visit to the incredible swearing woman earlier tonight and despite a few raised voices, the whole thing didn't escalate into a brawl (sorry folks!) - a frank exchange of views just about covers it

We got an apology from the Chav for swearing at Sophie and also highlighted the futility of getting involved in any disputes between teenage children. The parents NEVER get the full story because kids will always bend the truth to suit themselves. This only becomes an issue when parents DO become involved, as in this case.

Sorry for the damp squib of an ending but that's it............................ ....

until the next time that is!!!!!!

:clap2:

[B.M.F]

:nono: :nono: :nono: you have just ruined my day Hiney, have been eagerly awaiting the outcome all day and this. About as good a finish as Geoff Thomas could muster :lolol:

[DTES]

Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...

[Hiney]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the fucking bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to Fuck Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a fucking liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Hiney]

Originally posted by DTES
Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...

Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

:clap2:

[B.M.F]

You should have noticed by the non burberry door mate :lolol: :lolol:

[DTES]

Originally posted by hiney
Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I am alive once again. Those two months in the new place without internet access were awful, may I never go through such again. :D

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Originally posted by hiney
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the fucking bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to Fuck Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a fucking liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:


:clap2: :clap2: :lolol: :lolol:

[Croydonbloke]

Originally posted by On the Left Wing
Live pictures .... the entire street has joined in:

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/879/mud20wrestling2050.jpg Thanks for following my instructions earlier re:- mud bath.

[On the Left Wing]

Originally posted by hiney
Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

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They have head boys at detention centres these days???? What is the world coming to!!!

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[Braders]

Originally posted by hiney
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the fucking bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to Fuck Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a fucking liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

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[The Large One]

That penultimate line, Hiney - I genuinely didn't see that coming. Funny as fuck. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Stevenage Boro Stu]

sod the Stevenage Boro chat sites they're all full of football stuff. This is the really important issue of the day.

Go Hiney :)

[Brovion]

Originally posted by hiney
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the fucking bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to Fuck Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a fucking liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys
That's better! That's the Britain we read about in the Daily Mail.

[Wardy]

Originally posted by hiney
Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the fucking bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to Fuck Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a fucking liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

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You should write for the Daily Sport:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Brighton till i die]

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quality Hiney........nuff said!!



Burberry, La la la!!

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[Hungry Joe.]

Originally posted by magoo
Yes a bit to be honest.
It's the one on the left. Nice funbags!
The other one looks like Steptoe.

Good call Magoo, knew I could rely on you for careful consideration :D

[Brighton till i die]

im sure you can see her nips!!!

oh dear!:eek:

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[The Large One]

Sorry to shamelessly bounce this, but can this thread can into NSC Gold, please? I don't normally laugh out loud at many threads, but this one really does deserve a good suck on the comedy pipe. :smokin:

[On the Left Wing]

I agree .... it seems we have all become part of a reality TV show in the Hiney's home this week
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