NSC Family Fortunes

[Artois]

Official Rules: As per the official rules on the game show.

Order of the teams is as follows:


The J P Family

1. Tinx
2. Braders100
3. ItaliaSeagull
4. thesecondlegend
5. Meades_Ball

The Manson Family

1. Trigger
2. Danny Seagull
3. Curious Orange
4. Safeway Seagull
5. DannyBhoy

[Braders]

wooooooo

[tinx]

Lets go

[jimmy hill's chin]

lets get it on

[Artois]

Tinx and Trigger: Fingers on Buzzers.

We asked a hundred people to name:

A food people usually eat with their fingers

[tinx]

crisps

[Simster]

Fanny batter :jester:

[Trigger]

Chips?

[dwayne]

sandwiches

[Highfields Seagull]

Originally posted by Artois
Official Rules: As per the official rules on the game show.

Surely you should be asking for amusing anecdotes first. :)

[dwayne]

mars bar

[Artois]

Sorry Tinx. That is not in the top 5 answers. Trigger?....

[Deano's Right Foot]

Oh dear - anarchy.:lolol:

[dwayne]

pig shit

[Artois]

Chips is the top answer. Play or pass?

[tinx]

This just isn't gonna work with Tosface dwayne anywher enear it

[Trigger]

Oops must keep up... Play please

[SeagullinKent]

He's a fucking retard

[Artois]

Ok over to Danny Seagull......

[dwayne]

LMFAO...over to u dimster.....:clap2:

[Simster]

Monster munch?

[Trigger]

I must say dwayne you are making yourself look like a complete tit...

:tosser:

[dwayne]

ghostbusters "I've been slimed" slime.:)

[Braders]

WOULD ALL IDIOTS GO AN MESS AROUND ON ANOTHER THREAD PLEASE , THANKYOU !

[SeagullinKent]

Originally posted by Trigger
I must say dwayne you are making yourself look like a complete tit...

:tosser:





Thats not to hard tho is it :censored:

[dwayne]

ahhh of course M&M's cheers seagullinkent

[Artois]

Benny Seagull can take Danny's place as he's not online.

[Benny Seagull]

hi all:wave:

[SeagullinKent]

And if you look at the back, there's a ginger nerdy looking one.

That one was put there just for you.

TWAT

[Braders]

who's benny taking over (which team)?

[Artois]

Recap. Benny. Name a food people usually eat with their fingers.

Chips was the top answer

[Simster]

Each side must nominate a whacky plump "nan" type character who doesnt know the fucking rules despite cabbaging in front of said TV show every Saturday night.

Since Artois has neglected to assign this role to key members in each team, I hereby do it for him:

The nanna of the J.P. family shall be Meades_Ball and the Manson nan shall be the wittiest, most hilarious poster of all time (as voted by the entire NSC community only recently), Safeway Seagull.

Your jobs are to dribble something incoherent when it is your turn, to the amusement of the entire board.

[Benny Seagull]

the one danny was on. so who's on my team?

[Benny Seagull]

crisps

[Highfields Seagull]

Originally posted by Benny Seagull
crisps :shootself

[Artois]

Crisps = No (still)

Over to Curious Orange

Name a food people usually eat with their fingers.

Chips was the top answer

[tinx]

Originally posted by Benny Seagull
crisps


er errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Brixtaan]

i'd better step forward for the nan role in the Reserve Team.

sorry,what was the question?

[Curious Orange]

Sausage rolls

[Artois]

FOR FUCK SAKE

[tinx]

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Benny Seagull]

sorry but i arrived late. :down:

[Simster]

:dunce:

[Curious Orange]

Is sausage rolls a bad answer?

[dwayne]

crisps

[Braders]

go away !

[tinx]

This is the funniest thread in ages.

[Artois]

Sausauge Rolls = No.

That's two wrong answers, the JPF's might get a chance to steal.

Safeway Seagull, you're up.

[Deano's Right Foot]

Sorry to interrupt but this really doesn't seem to be working does it? However it is one of the funniest threads I've seen for a while.

Crisps? LMFAO :D :wave:

[SeagullinKent]

It,s running oh so smoothly :lolol:

[Artois]

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Brovion]

*shouting at the TV set*

It's chips you thick pikey morons!!!!!

[Meade's_Ball]

Originally posted by Curious Orange
Is sausage rolls a bad answer?

Depends if the question is "What does your penis look like?"

[Simster]

Bozza, pop this in NSC Gold when everyone's finished thanks. :D

[Artois]

You are all a bunch of *****. :lol:

[Brixtaan]

Originally posted by tinx
This is the funniest thread in ages.


3rd fit of giggles today on NSC:lolol:

[Simster]

Originally posted by Brixtaan
i'd better step forward for the nan role in the Reserve Team.

sorry,what was the question?

Posting posting Brixtaan :smokin:

[Braders]

( other team in stiches ):lolol:

[Italiaseagull]

(in an old granny voice) Is it my turn yet Les? ???

[Icy Gull]

Glad I got here early for a front row seat

[SeagullinKent]

Originally posted by Brovian
*shouting at the TV set*

It's chips you thick pikey morons!!!!!


We,ve already had that you donut, look it's the top answer :lolol:


Oooooooooo, I wonder if donuts is one of the answers;)

[tinx]

Have we got a chance to steal yet, caus eI have got a gem of an answer.

If I can stop laughing for mor ethan two seocnds, Keep getting funny looks form my boss.

[Hilton]

(who are we waiting for?):lolol:

[dwayne]

crsips

[tinx]

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Hilton]

:wave: :dunce:

[Brixtaan]

Originally posted by Icy Gull
Glad I got here early for a front row seat


No,you can't sit there mate,that's for the reserve team.:p

[tinx]

Nice thread name changing Artois.

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://210.153.99.68/catalog/8907.jpg
dwayne you must stop taking your tablets as soon as possible please

[Deano's Right Foot]

Is it time for Blind Date now?

[Braders]

ready salted........

[Curious Orange]

I'm not sure sausage rolls is a good answer, can I change it please Les?

[Icy Gull]

Originally posted by Brixtaan
No,you can't sit there mate,that's for the reserve team.:p


Well I'm not f*ing moving now:nono:

[Highfields Seagull]

Originally posted by Curious Orange
I'm not sure sausage rolls is a good answer, can I change it please Les?

If its up there, I'll give you the money myself.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Hilton]

Where's Safeway????

[Artois]

http://www.alltools.com.br/xpressive4/blog/cry.jpg

It was a good idea at the time

[SeagullinKent]

When the fuck can our team join in:)

[Trigger]

Originally posted by dwayne
Yes, i know i'm a ****.

[Braders]

:lolol: ( in tears of laughter ) when nsc big borther starting put 10 of us on a thread which we can't leave!

[dwayne]

we asked our studio audience what they thought the biggest disaster of a NSC online game was...they voted.....

[tinx]

I tihnk the whole thing has kind of fallen on its arse now......Can you time out safeways go so I can steal the points.

[Italiaseagull]

You *****! Youv'e upset Artois! :lol:

[Curious Orange]

Who's next, I think I've lost track somewhere. Don't know how that happened!!!

:lolol:

[Hilton]

Are you sure it isn't crisps???? Why not try this in one of the live chat things thats been set up? Would get rid of the delays?

However, might make it less hilarious!:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[tinx]

I have never laughed so much at a thread before.

[Braders]

hey i'm in tears too (Of laughter )

[Hilton]

Can the reserve team join in soon please!?:wave:

[Artois]

NSC gold did you say? :jester:

[Benny Seagull]

double money round soon :clap2: :clap2:

[Brixtaan]

Originally posted by SeagullinKent
When the fuck can our team join in:)

When that w@nker Icy gets out of our seats

[tinx]

Can I fucking steel the money yet.

[Curious Orange]

Have we won yet?
Is it time for the ad break?

???

[Artois]

I wonder if I'll win best thread at next years awards :clap:

[Braders]

pringles !

[jimmy hill's chin]

i think its time that we give up on this

[Italiaseagull]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://210.153.99.68/catalog/8907.jpg

It's good but it's not right! :lol:

[Braders]

noooooooooooooooooo i've not won it for us yet !

[SeagullinKent]

Icy, get the fuck outta our seats ;)

[Curious Orange]

Originally posted by Artois
I wonder if I'll win best thread at next years awards :clap:

Only if you manage to successfully manage to get the game right through to the end!!!

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[tinx]

Fine I'm gonna say it,


Apples fucking Apples. That must be the second highest answer.


:clap: :clap2: :clap:

[Meade's_Ball]

The Arabs?

[Trigger]

Max: "We asked 100 people this question... Has dwayne ever told the truth about anything in his life?"

Contestant: "Yes"

Max: "Our survey says".....

http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/f/family_fortunes/bygraves_duhduhh.jpg

[Braders]

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT , COULD ICY PLEASE BLOODY GET OUT OF SEAGULLINKENT SEAT !

[Artois]

Ok the actual answers were:

1. Chips
2. Chicken
3. Pizza
4. Sandwich
5. Fruit

[Italiaseagull]

Originally posted by tinx
Fine I'm gonna say it,


Apples fucking Apples. That must be the second highest answer.


:clap: :clap2: :clap:

No Tinx, it's gotta be fucking sandwiches!

[SeagullinKent]

I say popcorn, how else can you eat the bloody stuff:lol:

[Benny Seagull]

bananas

[dwayne]

Originally posted by Artois
Ok the actual answers were:

1. Crisps
2. Crisps
3. Crisps
4. Crisps
5. Crisps


what did I say?

[Hilton]

Next question please!:clap:

[SeagullinKent]

Originally posted by Artois
Ok the actual answers were:

1. Chips
2. Chicken
3. Pizza
4. Sandwich
5. Fruit



Now they are pure dog shit answers :lolol:

[Braders]

chocolate !

[Benny Seagull]

next round

[readingstockport]

Can I just say that it is threads like this that make me love NSC even though I am SCFC. Cheers lads.:clap2:

[tinx]

Originally posted by Artois
Ok the actual answers were:

1. Chips
2. Chicken
3. Pizza
4. Sandwich
5. Fruit


ANd the people asked were all fat ***** with lard dripping off their chins.

[FatboyTim]

Chicken?

[Braders]

turkey!

[Benny Seagull]

chicken??!!! :eek:

[Curious Orange]

Originally posted by Artois
Ok the actual answers were:

1. Chips
2. Chicken
3. Pizza
4. Sandwich
5. Fruit

I don't see sausage rolls in that list!?!

:glare:

[Icy Gull]

F*ing hell this is worse than an all seater away game , allright I'll
move. But only 'cos you're scaring me now all crowding round.

Now where the hell can I get a seat that I can see from at this late stage

[tinx]

Chicken, cos the inbreds think chicken comes in bargain buckets covered in the Colonels special recipe.

[Hilton]

Just stand up and block everyone else, the Withdean Tradition!:nono:

[Braders]

behind that door!

[Brixtaan]

Originally posted by Italiaseagull
No Tinx, it's gotta be fucking sandwiches!


Typical from an Italian man, getting hold of strict Catholic girls is impossible in Shitaly

[Artois]

Originally posted by tinx
ANd the people asked were all fat ***** with lard dripping off their chins.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[SeagullinKent]

Can our team play now

[Trigger]

Originally posted by tinx
ANd the people asked were all fat ***** with lard dripping off their chins.

Robert Key? :lolol:

[Hilton]

Bring on the Reserves please!:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :drink:

[FatboyTim]

Can anyone join in as half the players aren't here?

[jimmy hill's chin]

i think its been like that from the start

[Benny Seagull]

come on artois!! next round :clap2: :bounce: :bounce:

[Artois]

Originally posted by FatboyTim
Can anyone join in as half the players aren't here?

Everyone is anyway.

[SeagullinKent]

<<<<<<<<<< waits for next question

[Artois]

Originally posted by Benny Seagull
come on artois!! next round :clap2: :bounce: :bounce:

Are you kidding?

[Safeway]

Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

[Hilton]

Question:clap2: Question:clap2: Question:clap2:

[Curious Orange]

No, no, no, and no!!!

I demand to be declared the winner because pastry products are high in fat, and therefore should have replaced 'fruit' in the list!!!

:lolol:

[jimmy hill's chin]

7 pages of crisps an sausage rolls:lol:

[Curious Orange]

Safeway, say 'Chicken' and I think someone might win!

:wave:

[Italiaseagull]

Originally posted by Trigger
Robert Key? :lolol:

Talking of Robert Key, did you see Kent Spitfires modelling they're new National League Kit! :lol:

http://www.darkfire.net/~mrb/fat_people.jpg

[Braders]

TRIGGER SAID CHIPS !

[Brixtaan]

Originally posted by Safeway Seagull
Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


:lolol: why he's funniest poster

[Hilton]

He got that for the starter question all those years ago!

[FatboyTim]

Come on Les.

[Curious Orange]

Top answer, chicken number two...

[Trigger]

Originally posted by Italiaseagull
Talking of Robert Key, did you see Kent Spitfires modelling they're new National League Kit! :lol:

http://www.darkfire.net/~mrb/fat_people.jpg

Lol, look at little Ealham on the end! :lolol:

[Artois]

OK WE ASKED A HUNDRED PEOPLE:

Who are the biggest dickheads on NSC.

This is open to anyone who wants to answer......

[jimmy hill's chin]

dwayne

[Braders]

chips !

[Trigger]

Originally posted by braders100
TRIGGER SAID CHIPS !

Yeh, are they ready yet? Service round here is fuckin shocking! :rolleyes:

[Hilton]

Dwayne?

[FatboyTim]

I sense some bitterness here...

[Curious Orange]

Ooooh, erm, not sure on this one Les......... Is it Angela Rippon?

:D

[tinx]

FG

[dwayne]

Originally posted by Hilton Parmer
Dwayne?

it's dwayne!!!!

crisps.

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://alphatrance.piranho.de/code25/dickhead1.jpg
dwayne

[SeagullinKent]

Dwayne's gotta be the top answer

[Braders]

can i have a p please bob !

[Italiaseagull]

NSC GOLD!

[Artois]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://alphatrance.piranho.de/code25/dickhead1.jpg
dwayne

:lolol: :clap: :lolol: :clap: :lolol:

[Trigger]

Originally posted by dwayne
it's dwayne!!!!

crisps.

Its Thomas you prick!

Where are my f'king chips?

[dwayne]

I prefer Tom

[Hilton]

Dammit, I gotta go into town now, keep this up please!:wave: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Curious Orange]

http://www.sacredhps.act.edu.au/assets/images/sausage_1.jpg

[tinx]

Dwaynes just misunderstood.

[SeagullinKent]

Order Number 1, your chips are ready for collection now :clap:

[Artois]

Curious Orange: I am really sorry, but it's not Sausage Roll.
:blush:

[Braders]

can i phone a friend !

[Simster]

http://www.rodandgunsteakhouse.com/images/fries.jpg

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2001/11/01/art-crisps.jpg
heres one for dwayne

[dwayne]

dWAYNE'S just hated:shootself

[SeagullinKent]

How about a cornish pasty?

[Braders]

Originally posted by Curious Orange
http://www.sacredhps.act.edu.au/assets/images/sausage_1.jpg NO SAUSAGE ROLL !

[jimmy hill's chin]

yes

[Trigger]

CHIPS!!!

http://www.h4cker.com/entensity/Yuk.jpg

[Braders]

a pizza hut,a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut !

[Icy Gull]

Originally posted by Trigger
CHIPS!!!

http://www.h4cker.com/entensity/Yuk.jpg

At last a free seat :clap2:

[Benny Seagull]

macdonald's macdonlad's!!

[Braders]

a kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut !

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.couponpages.com/clipart/mcdonalds-ronald-c-160x265.jpg

[Artois]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://www.couponpages.com/clipart/mcdonalds-ronald-c-160x265.jpg

WTF?

[Benny Seagull]

put some ketchup on those chips!!!

[Meade's_Ball]

Chicken eaten with hands.


http://www.misterpants.com/01/images/chickenman.jpg

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.amrest.com.pl/ikony/kfc.jpg

[tinx]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://www.amrest.com.pl/ikony/kfc.jpg


It's Rolf harris

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.pizzahut.com.ph/images/pizzahutlogo.gif

[Benny Seagull]

god bless that man! :thumbsup:

[Braders]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://www.amrest.com.pl/ikony/kfc.jpg LORD BRACKNELL IT THAT YOU ????

[Artois]

Originally posted by Simster
http://www.rodandgunsteakhouse.com/images/fries.jpg

Those chips look rank.

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.thomsonlearning.co.uk/images/logos/pizz_express.jpg

[Braders]

famous moes pizza , famous moes pizza

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://whatevernot.com/personal/reoonie/burger-king-large.gif

[SeagullinKent]

So order number 1 doesn,t want his chips anymore, well fuck ya then :censored:

[FatboyTim]

http://www.thesmokering.com/Chicken/images/Chicken-1.JPG

[Benny Seagull]

http://www.mcdonalds.com/img/mc_logo_med_bak.gif

[FatboyTim]

CHICKEN??????????????????????? ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.alaskagrowth.com/images/subway.gif

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.worldhungeryear.org/amazon/images/fast.jpg
now thats what i call a portion of chips

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.cardhost.net/cardi/chicken.gif
ok fat boy heres your chicken

[Italiaseagull]

http://www.dd-p.com/righ/images/EagleWT.jpg

[Braders]

Originally posted by thesecondlegend
http://whatevernot.com/personal/reoonie/burger-king-large.gif now kids this is why you shouldn't eat burger then !

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.spinaweb.ie/showcase/1017/images/obese2.gif
no this is why you should not eat burgers

[Braders]

tsl - i told you , STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME !

[Artois]

I'm bored of this thread now. Shall I move it into NSC Gold, while I think of another exciting game for next week?

[Meade's_Ball]

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/visconti/pictures/donger.jpg

[Italiaseagull]

No this is why you should not eat burgers!
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20021022/sp3.jpg

[tinx]

yep get rid of it, its turning into a bit of a mess now.

[Braders]

yep! thread closed .

[SeagullinKent]

Gold it now please

[jimmy hill's chin]

http://www.stockpix.com/stock/humanendeavors/arts/9785.jpg
time to put it to sleep

[Artois]

Ok Closed. :clap:



:wave: