Hove Born and Bred, Ernest , 1066 Gull ,Dwayne etc [Archive]

hove born&bred

10-11-2007, 22:48

[Bozza edit]By way of background, the first posts in this thread from 'hove born&bred', were actually made by a poster called 'Paul Valley'. The reason why they show as 'hove born&bred' now will become clear as you read on.

I don't post very much, if ever ,but I am always intriuged by these peculiar posters.

Dwayne suggest he is friends with the stars and I have heard Hove Born and Bred is a off the wall type journalist or amatuer broadcaster who uses NSC to guage opinion, is 1066 Gull really a Student ?? I also have a feeling Dwayne Ernest and FG might be all the same or at least two of them are.

Robot Chicken

10-11-2007, 22:52

I saw Ernest at the game today, he's definitely not Dwayne.

Yorkie

10-11-2007, 22:55

I've met 1066, Hove born and bred,seen Dwayne and kissed Ernest so I can assure you they are not the same people (although I suspect FG was Ernest)

Clothes Peg

10-11-2007, 22:57

I really don't like the way this thread might be heading. I'm sure nobody wants to see any more personal attacks on posters and childish bullying.

Beach Hut

10-11-2007, 23:07

I saw Ernest at the game today, he's definitely not Dwayne.

Are you sure it was the great man, describe him (nicely)

Yorkie

10-11-2007, 23:07

I feel the same.

hove born&bred

10-11-2007, 23:08

hmm quite agree .........broadcaster indeed ????

Robot Chicken

10-11-2007, 23:09

Are you sure it was the great man, describe him (nicely)

Pony tail :-P (I found out who he was last season!)

Beach Hut

10-11-2007, 23:14

Pony tail :-P (I found out who he was last season!)

Not the one I know unless he has had hair extensions :laugh:

Robot Chicken

10-11-2007, 23:31

Not the one I know unless he has had hair extensions :laugh:

Then I am confuzzled!

Stumpy Tim

11-11-2007, 00:29

Dwayne's quality for starters. Ernest & FG are wind-ups. HB&B seems like a decent bloke to me, and it seems flavour of the month to pick on him... as is illustrated in the BBC Journalist thread. 1066 Gull is real, and very odd.

Al Bion

11-11-2007, 00:43

Well I know Ernest, he's definitely not a wind-up, I didn't see him today but dp's description sounds accurate to me ???

Scotty Mac

11-11-2007, 03:34

ill be able to detail a FULL report on 1066 if the rumours are true and he is coming with the crocs to doncaster

afters

11-11-2007, 09:48

paul valley IS hb&b i thought

Cadiz Seagull

11-11-2007, 09:50

paul valley IS hb&b i thought

I thought he was a bus station

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 09:56

paul valley IS hb&b i thought
how would that work then ?????

hitony

11-11-2007, 10:24

how would that work then ?????

You just register with the name paul valley....simple really

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 10:26

paul valley IS hb&b i thought

The spelling, punctuation and grammar in the opening post does seem to suggest that may be the case...

Ernest

11-11-2007, 10:30

Paul Valley is HB&B's au pair :bigwave:

hitony

11-11-2007, 10:31

The spelling, punctuation and grammar in the opening post does seem to suggest that may be the case...

Detail........very important Mr Nylon :thumbsup:

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 10:35

Paul Valley is HB&B's au pair :bigwave: he might be my house keeper...............but I doubt it we are not one and the same!!!

hitony

11-11-2007, 10:43

we arnot one and the same!!![/QUOTE]

Prove it

(and you talk about spelling mistakes in the other thread :lol:)

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 10:49

we arnot one and the same!!!

Prove it

(and you talk about spelling mistakes in the other thread :lol:)[/QUOTE]

what are you talking about !!!

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 10:55

I must admit to being pretty hacked off that people think I am the infamous Hove Born & Bred !!!!!

Bozza

11-11-2007, 11:02

I must admit to being pretty hacked off that people think I am the infamous Hove Born & Bred !!!!!

You'd be somewhat amazed to know that Hove Born & Bred has the same (real life) name as you too then, judging by your respective email addresses. What a coincidence that is.

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:04

Prove it

(and you talk about spelling mistakes in the other thread :lol:)

what are you talking about !!![/QUOTE]

we arnot one and the same!!!

I was not aware "ARNOT" was a word

Why are you hacked off ?

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:06

You'd be somewhat amazed to know that Hove Born & Bred has the same (real life) name as you too then, judging by your respective email addresses. What a coincidence that is.

:laugh::laugh::laugh: (i didnt like to say) :laugh:

Bozza

11-11-2007, 11:08

You'd be somewhat amazed to know that Hove Born & Bred has the same (real life) name as you too then, judging by your respective email addresses. What a coincidence that is.

...and you won't believe the coincidences that can be seen when looking at the IP addresses you both from. It's almost as if you share one and the same computer. In the same house.

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:10

...and you won't believe the coincidences that can be seen when looking at the IP addresses you both from. It's almost as if you share one and the same computer. In the same house.

I do believe HB&B is now OWNED :laugh:

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:10

...and you won't believe the coincidences that can be seen when looking at the IP addresses you both from. It's almost as if you share one and the same computer. In the same house.
maybe he lives near by hang I will check the attic......................... .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. ..no he's not there.

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:11

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:12

maybe he lives near by hang I will check the attic......................... .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. ..no he's not there.

Tut Tut......poor (complete lack of) english grammer

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:13

I do believe HB&B is now OWNED :laugh:

Would that mean Paul Valley is also owned? I'm confused.

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:14

I like the little exchange HB&B and Paul Valley had on the Best mate who is a poster thread.

So, when you think about it, HB&B was actually having an on-line conversation with himself on an internet message board. :lol:

Now that is just too odd to even think about on a Sunday morning, so I think I'll go out.

I think you are right Bry.............talking to yourself is one thing........holding an internet convo with yourself is....well...........quite weird

Bozza

11-11-2007, 11:14

I like the little exchange HB&B and Paul Valley had on the Best mate who is a poster thread.

So, when you think about it, HB&B was actually having an on-line conversation with himself on an internet message board. :lol:

Now that is just too odd to even think about on a Sunday morning, so I think I'll go out.

I'm not sure of the thread you're talking about, but it sounds like it will look a wee bit strange when I merge the 2 accounts together in a minute, such that all Paul Valley posts are correctly displayed as coming from HB&B.

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:14

Tut Tut......poor (complete lack of) english grammer
but that it was me Hove Born & Bred is famous for !!!!!!

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:15

Would that mean Paul Valley is also owned? I'm confused.

Well............i think they BOTH must be owned mate..........:laugh:

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:16

I'm not sure of the thread you're talking about, but it sounds like it will look a wee bit strange when I merge the 2 accounts together in a minute, such that all Paul Valley posts are correctly displayed as coming from HB&B.

This one...

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?t=112417

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:18

I do not believe this

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:20

I do not believe this

What's Paul's view? :D

Bozza

11-11-2007, 11:20

I do not believe this

Discovering you're a schizophrenic?

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:20

well I have just recieved a PM from Paul Valley (almost in tears) saying he feels he cannot post ever ever again ..........................hope you are all happy.

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:21

Discovering you're a schizophrenic? I am in two minds about that.!!!!!!!!!!

Bozza

11-11-2007, 11:22

well I have just recieved a PM from Paul Valley (almost in tears) saying he feels he cannot post ever ever again ..........................hope you are all happy.

Strange - the Paul Valley account was deleted a few mins back.

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:23

yeah i kno.............I mean...... oh was it.

Beach Hut

11-11-2007, 11:23

Strange - the Paul Valley account was deleted a few mins back.

Hove Inbred is now definitely owned :laugh::laugh:

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:23

What's Paul's view? :D

I really did laugh out loud when i read that :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:23

Well that neatly clears up the Who is the weirdest poster? question.

Next?

hitony

11-11-2007, 11:26

Well that neatly clears up the Who is the weirdest poster? question.

Next?

And it did not take very long to sort out either :laugh:

(must say it has cheered up my sunday morning)

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:28

And it did not take very long to sort out either :laugh:

(must say it has cheered up my sunday morning)
good that's what I am here for ..............must say I am sorry the other chap had his account deleted though.

Bry Nylon

11-11-2007, 11:29

..............must say I am sorry the other chap had his account deleted though.

:lol: :bowdown:

Questions

11-11-2007, 11:29

Happy Seagull

11-11-2007, 11:29

Well that neatly clears up the Who is the weirdest poster? question.

Next?

More like who's the biggest freak on here :nono:

hove born&bred

11-11-2007, 11:30

:lol: :bowdown:
its fun this innit really though innit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beach Hut

11-11-2007, 11:39

its fun this innit really though innit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure is, no prizes for guessing who the joke is on.

Ernest

11-11-2007, 12:04

I HOPE all the BULLIES on this thread are PROUD of themselves ATTACKING a kind and considerate MAN like HB&B :angry::angry::angry:

Marc

11-11-2007, 12:08

voted Hove Born and Bred because you're a complete ****

**** = **** obviously!

Cheshire Cat

11-11-2007, 12:40

So is everybody on here the same person?

I think I need a lie down in a darkened room with myself.......

Zesh Rehman

11-11-2007, 14:21

ill be able to detail a FULL report on 1066 if the rumours are true and he is coming with the crocs to doncaster

:lolol:

afters

11-11-2007, 15:07

so does that mean that i own the now ex-paul valley? how very confusing

hitony

11-11-2007, 15:21

so does that mean that i own the now ex-paul valley? how very confusing

I think you do

1066gull

11-11-2007, 17:16

ugh

why cant people just grow up for a change

so fucking what i was a twat, were talking almost 2 years ago

im growing up, you should already be grown up....

take a look when i joined.

2005 FFS!

NMH

11-11-2007, 17:34

Weirdest??

Biggest PRATT has to be the vote.

seagullsovergrimsby

11-11-2007, 18:16

The good news about Adrie going to the Donny game is that it will dispel the rumour that he is aka R_M Taylor who will also be putting in an appearance !:lol:

NMH

11-11-2007, 18:54

The good news about Adrie going to the Donny game is that it will dispel the rumour that he is aka R_M Taylor who will also be putting in an appearance !:lol:

rumours about one loppo acting as another one?
How enthralling. :nono:

Look, I don't think anyone here is getting all in a lather and gossiping about what other identity 'Adrie' is. I believe most people think it's just a retard, and with varying degrees of sympathy for its' condition.

hb&b will gain most votes, if only simply by starting this thread - whether just for the sake of compounding his already irredeemable repute, or because he's too stupid to realise that it's not big, clever, or in any way fascinating.

I expect he might eventually get over the whole 'internet anonymity and wow look at my mind on this little television it's so freakin' amazing I am so complex just look at me!'. Whether he'll realise that no-one else was as remotely as impressed as he was, is another matter.

seagullsovergrimsby

11-11-2007, 19:01

rumours about one loppo acting as another one?
How enthralling. :nono:

Look, I don't think anyone here is getting all in a lather and gossiping about what other identity 'Adrie' is. I believe most people think it's just a retard, and with varying degrees of sympathy for its' condition.

hb&b will gain most votes, if only simply by starting this thread.
Russ is not a loppo :laugh: I thought that Paul Valley started this thread before his account was merged :lol:

dwayne

12-11-2007, 13:25

Oh dear.

WATFORD zero

12-11-2007, 13:50

You've cocked up here, Bozza

I've just found this on the main board, when surely, it should be in NSC Gold along with the best attempts from Adrie, dawyne and Kev the ape :thumbsup: