View Full Version : Andrei Kanchelskis ??
John Dorian
16-11-2003, 10:59
Were is he ?
I heard he trains with the lads but why doesnt the albion sign him up ?
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16-11-2003, 11:01
http://members.optusnet.com.au/lanemeyer/forum/forumpics/lastweek.jpg
Seagull Stew
16-11-2003, 11:04
What's happened to Bobby Zamora, is he injured? Surely he's in Mark McGhee's plans, he's a class striker?
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16-11-2003, 11:06
This Peter Ward looks pretty good eh?
Why doesn't Peter Ward even make the bench at the moment?
Blackadder
16-11-2003, 11:08
Andrei Kanchelskis ??
We could make a song up about him!
er..
Nah!!
do you think well sign leon knight?
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16-11-2003, 11:09
Hey what's happened to all the dinosaurs? :ohmy:
Originally posted by DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL©
This Peter Ward looks pretty good eh?
I would say great minds think alike but.....
Theatre of Trees
16-11-2003, 11:43
Has the big bang happened yet?
berkshire seagull
16-11-2003, 12:10
More chance of us buying another player???
Can anyone tell me what Adam did to Eve last week? ???
Originally posted by Trigger
Can anyone tell me what Adam did to Eve last week? ???
http://www.miyabi.com.au/jpgs/giftsplus/cards/relationship/adam-and-eve/adam-and-eve.jpg
Can't wait for the replay, I really think we can beat United!:lolol: :nono:
are you going to hereford?
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16-11-2003, 16:32
Are you going to Bethlehem?
Do you think we can defeat the Spanish Armada? ???:wave:
southstandandy
16-11-2003, 17:16
Are we still playing at the Goldstone ?
Robot Chicken
16-11-2003, 17:20
Can Harold beat William?
Happy Seagull
16-11-2003, 17:24
Anyone watching the big fight tonight? David vs Goliath
I'll bet David. Anyone give some odds.
Scotty Mac
16-11-2003, 18:06
up for a meal? hear theres some geezer feeding 5000 people with a bit of bread and a couple of fish.
Blackadder
16-11-2003, 18:37
Originally posted by fatboy
My dad was a monkey.
I'll tell him that! :ohmy:
Jam The Man
16-11-2003, 18:58
Some Geez' near me claims to have invented a round thing upon which he can place things and move them around quicker.. he's calling it a 'weal' or summat
Newsflash: Wheel invented.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
16-11-2003, 19:24
Newsflash: Bacteria "slowly evolving"
Exiled in Exeter
17-11-2003, 10:08
Archer out!
They are just constructing a new monument at the moment called Stonehenge.
SeagullSimon
17-11-2003, 10:35
:D :D
seriously though, who's going to the cup final
referee87, keep up!!!!
perth seagull
17-11-2003, 12:26
This flying device called an 'aeroplane' enabled the England rugby team to travel all the way to Australia to compete in the World Cup final. Amazing, eh! What next? Live moving images of the game so that people all around the world can see it?
Pevenseagull
17-11-2003, 13:01
let there be light
Storer68
17-11-2003, 13:04
That prince Charles eh, he's a one???
Superphil
17-11-2003, 13:05
Comon you Super Dolphins
God no! Poland's been invaded.
perth seagull
17-11-2003, 13:09
The marvels of modern technology, you can now catch a horse and carriage from Brighthelmstone to London in only five days!
Pavilionaire
17-11-2003, 14:07
Bloody hell, JR's been shot!!
:ohmy:
SUFFOLK SEAGULL
17-11-2003, 15:42
BRIAN CLOUGH AS NEW MANAGER :eek:
Storer68
17-11-2003, 15:43
Macauley must go after that shambles
¡Cereal Killer!
17-11-2003, 18:22
where am i?
Good 3-0 win over Grimsby! Things can only get better! WE ARE GOING UP
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17-11-2003, 20:03
More chance of Titanic sinking!
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
17-11-2003, 21:55
Thou shalt not eat gammon
Windmill
17-11-2003, 22:43
Guess what I managed to do with a piece of flint and some dry grass!
Pavilionaire
17-11-2003, 23:34
How do you think the England team will get on in the summer?
I reckon with Bobby Moore as captain, Bobby Charlton banging in the goals and home advantage we'll have a decent chance of winning this World Cup...
jamie-oh
18-11-2003, 03:05
charity shield winners over villa. . . . god i am SOOO proud, the next 80 years are all up from now on i reckon
Reading Posh
18-11-2003, 08:13
Jeez, Ref87 only asked :lol:
Anyway, has he signed yet :salute:
perth seagull
18-11-2003, 10:30
Originally posted by jamie-oh
charity shield winners over villa. . . . god i am SOOO proud, the next 80 years are all up from now on i reckon
:lolol: :clap:
Another poster who won't come back!
North Stand Chat - Written by the clique for the Clique.
SeagullSimon
18-11-2003, 11:48
If referee87 is a fan then surely he would know?
Or maybe he is trying to win the 'funniest post' award?!
Anyway, we've just signed some bloke called damien hilton from norwich...
Storer68
18-11-2003, 12:18
This proposed move to the Goldstone Ground is an outrage.
I for one shall never set foot in the place
JACKSON OUT!!!
Originally posted by Timbo
Another poster who won't come back!
North Stand Chat - Written by the clique for the Clique.
Quiche? ???
Tooting Gull
18-11-2003, 13:32
If we do go ahead and get out of India I, for one, will be voting Liberal Democrat from now on.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
18-11-2003, 13:36
What clique?
Hey Turkey, fancing meeting on the train to Coventry this weekend?
:lol:
Pavilionaire
18-11-2003, 13:39
Anyone else heard about this Gavrilo Princep chappie of 'The Black Hand' killing the Archduke Ferdinand?
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, it will all blow over by the time the Albion play Old Claptonians on Saturday...
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
18-11-2003, 13:41
Michael Jackson's a really handsome black man
Tooting Gull
18-11-2003, 13:44
Big shame about Henry VIII's marriage not working out. Still, good he's got a second chance.
Referee87 has asked a simple question. It may be that he is being ironic in which case everyone seems to have missed the point. It may also be that he wanted to know.
Danny seagulls first reply is very, very funny but there has been nearly 60 more posts taking the piss! If the bloke was genuine he must be feeling very small right now. When I made my last post Turkey responded with "Quiche?". 20 people probably found that funny but everyone else who may be reading from time to time won't have a clue what he means. He proved my point in fact.
Three pages and he still won't know what's happended to Andrei Kanchelskis.
Pavilionaire
18-11-2003, 13:48
You can't blame him for choosing Boleyn...personally I think he'll regret it as he should have chosen Seymour, but Henry's a lazy bugger and her hand has 6 fingers you know...???
Pavilionaire
18-11-2003, 13:50
Originally posted by Timbo
Referee87 has asked a simple question. It may be that he is being ironic in which case everyone seems to have missed the point. It may also be that he wanted to know.
Danny seagulls first reply is very, very funny but there has been nearly 60 more posts taking the piss! If the bloke was genuine he must be feeling very small right now. When I made my last post Turkey responded with "Quiche?". 20 people probably found that funny but everyone else who may be reading from time to time won't have a clue what he means. He proved my point in fact.
Three pages and he still won't know what's happended to Andrei Kanchelskis.
Fuck off Timbo, the geezers just got himself into NSC Gold!
Tooting Gull
18-11-2003, 13:50
Originally posted by Timbo
Referee87 has asked a simple question. It may be that he is being ironic in which case everyone seems to have missed the point. It may also be that he wanted to know.
Danny seagulls first reply is very, very funny but there has been nearly 60 more posts taking the piss! If the bloke was genuine he must be feeling very small right now. When I made my last post Turkey responded with "Quiche?". 20 people probably found that funny but everyone else who may be reading from time to time won't have a clue what he means. He proved my point in fact.
Three pages and he still won't know what's happended to Andrei Kanchelskis.
With respect, while the Kanchelskis situation may still be a mystery I think you'll find he's been brought up to speed on a number of other significant historical developments. Chill.
Pavilionaire
18-11-2003, 13:53
Hey Tooting, you coming to The Globe this Saturday? I heard the Bard's got a new one, Hamlet or something?
Meet you in Ye Hogshead Inne, by the ducking stool at noon...
One day we may all be able to discuss the proposed transfer of new players on some sort of electronic typewriter linked together through invisible wires.
perth seagull
18-11-2003, 13:56
That Alan Mullery, what a gesture he made to those Palace fans. Hopefully it will all blow over.
Tooting Gull
18-11-2003, 13:56
Originally posted by Pavilionaire
Hey Tooting, you coming to The Globe this Saturday? I heard the Bard's got a new one, Hamlet or something?
Meet you in Ye Hogshead Inne, by the ducking stool at noon...
It's going to be a lot easier to sort out these little get-togethers when they finally get that bloody bridge built. Never can get a coracle from the north bank when you want one.
Originally posted by Timbo
Referee87 has asked a simple question. It may be that he is being ironic in which case everyone seems to have missed the point. It may also be that he wanted to know.
Danny seagulls first reply is very, very funny but there has been nearly 60 more posts taking the piss! If the bloke was genuine he must be feeling very small right now. When I made my last post Turkey responded with "Quiche?". 20 people probably found that funny but everyone else who may be reading from time to time won't have a clue what he means. He proved my point in fact.
Three pages and he still won't know what's happended to Andrei Kanchelskis.
You claimed NSC as a whole was a clique. Most of the posters on this thread are not in what is widely regarded as the clique. I still disagree with the term clique though (a group which doen't let others in, its actually a group started and continues to grow by letting people in). This response is an NSC respone. Not a clique response. Hence 'Quiche', a reminder of the last time NSC was discussing 'Clique'.
I would be suprised if Ref87 takes this to heart. It's just a laugh. Nothing personal.
Pavilionaire
18-11-2003, 14:02
:D
Be sure to wear your best ruff, doublet and hose, good cuz. I hear the whoring's good in Eastcheap these days...
"Hey T-Rex. What's that big f***ing shiny star thing in the sky coming towards us.? Don't like the look of that."
Will Packham was MOM on Saturday IMHO.
I cant believe no-one has said......................
'when are the fixtures out?'
:dunce:
perth seagull
18-11-2003, 14:17
Zamora, Kitson and Barrett. We've got the best strikeforce in Division One!
SeagullSimon
18-11-2003, 18:26
we've signed some bloke called zamora from bristol rovers on a 1 month loan
Exiled in Exeter
19-11-2003, 13:15
Never heard of him. Can’t be any good if he is a reserve at a poor team like Bristol Rovers. Shame we missed out on Pinamonte.
Superphil
19-11-2003, 13:37
Would the fans please stay off the pitch at the end so Sam and the lads can do a lap of hounour
Exiled in Exeter
19-11-2003, 13:39
:lolol:
Geoff Thomas has made the England squad at last......always rated him
Where the :censored: has the rest of my post count gone?:censored:
I took a stroll along the West Pier this morning...most refreshing in the cold winter's breeze
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19-11-2003, 18:37
2 bloody shillings my season ticket cost me :angry:
Chesney Christ
19-11-2003, 22:03
Hello, God here. I was thinking of maybe creating this planet called Earth. What d'ya reckon?
Zeitgeist
19-11-2003, 22:24
Put your house on Scotland to win Euro 2004.
turienzo's lovechild
20-11-2003, 10:24
u heard about this gordan smith chap we're signing, apparently he's a deadly finisher
Crawley Boy
20-11-2003, 11:59
I think Crawley will whip the Albion when we play you in the 3rd round of the FA Cup.
CHAPPERS
20-11-2003, 12:36
Fuck me, the Germans have invaded Poland.
Manchester United are about to sign some Ukranian winger!
I see someones just invented one-way glass!
http://www.dearauntnettie.com/images/onewayglass.jpg
"Portrait of Oswalt von Reesen, Inventor of One-Way Glass, with an Unsuspecting Neighbor"
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
20-11-2003, 12:45
Dick Knight has just been on the phone to Mrs Kanchelskis and apparently, she's refusing all offers for her unborn son.
Pavilionaire
20-11-2003, 14:36
"Maureeeen, there's some bloke here with a woman on an ass, says have we got any room?...didn't that couple move out of the stable this morning, I'll give them that shall I?"
turienzo's lovechild
20-11-2003, 15:02
anyone going down the collesseum tonight?
SeagullSimon
20-11-2003, 18:15
Jeff Wood's blue n' white army :clap2:
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20-11-2003, 18:16
Originally posted by tommy boy 86
anyone going down the collesseum tonight?
I would but Gutimus Maximus (an ancestor of Guy Butters) ain't performing.
Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
Fuck me, the Germans have invaded Poland.
Oi!
We've done that one:jester:
Curious Orange
20-11-2003, 23:55
I'm sure the answer is Sausage Rolls, Artois.
;)
4-1 at half time at Molineux, top stuff. You can't argue with that. I reckon that Codner goal has just about sealed 3 lovely points for the lads.
How are the scum doing up at Liverpool?
Breaking news: Ron Atkinson appointed as new Man United Manager and may take Bryan Robson from WBA with him!
SeagullSimon
21-11-2003, 12:25
I wish someone would invent a portable telephone
perth seagull
21-11-2003, 12:33
After storming to third place in the World Cup, Turkey must surely be right up there with Portugal and France as favourites for Euro 2004?
Theatre of Trees
21-11-2003, 12:54
Some bloke called Chris has just discovered a strange land yonder across the seas
Theatre of Trees
21-11-2003, 12:54
Some bloke called Walter has just returned from yonder across the seas with a strange brown thing.
have you heard this new thing called a record?? its balck and round and apparently when its played you can hear noises?? never catch on!
Brightonfan1983
22-11-2003, 01:38
That Beckham bloke who came on against us in the Rumbelows - bit skinny I thought. Never as good as Kanchelskis.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤
22-11-2003, 09:42
Originally posted by SeagullSimon
I wish someone would invent a portable telephone
That'll never catch on
SeagullSimon
24-11-2003, 10:31
Originally posted by Brightonfan1983
That Beckham bloke who came on against us in the Rumbelows - bit skinny I thought. Never as good as Kanchelskis.
Ditto!
Storer68
24-11-2003, 17:24
you don't win anything with kids.
Strangull
24-11-2003, 20:30
You don't win friends with salad :p
Icy Gull
24-11-2003, 20:53
That Ian Wright that Albion have got on trial looks a bit lightweight. He's about as likely to make it as that Irish lad Roy Keane that we sent packing.
John Dorian
25-11-2003, 00:39
Originally posted by SeagullSimon
If referee87 is a fan then surely he would know?
Or maybe he is trying to win the 'funniest post' award?!
Anyway, we've just signed some bloke called damien hilton from norwich...
Youre supposed to be me bloody mate !!! howard. dont gang up on me.
:salute: piss off guys.
I was only askin.
John Dorian
25-11-2003, 00:50
I'm glad you lot had a laugh. at my expense. but it appears that half of you dont know who kanchelskis is !!
:salute: glad im in nsc gold. keep adding , I certainly will.
lets make this the biggest ever ! take the piss I dont care.
you coming to fight for boudicca tomorrow ?? hee hee:lolol:
Hamilton
25-11-2003, 09:22
wouldn't it be great if we could have something where people sitting at their computers at home or work could communicate with other people sitting at their computers at home or work?
You never know, what with the speed at which inventors work nowadays...
SeagullSimon
25-11-2003, 11:22
the standard of reffering these days is well good!
John Dorian
25-11-2003, 16:12
The piss-taking and the thread has affected me so much that my signature has been changed to honor it....
another year without a championship for sussex wonder if they will ever win the championship oneday?? :jester:
Moved for posterity.
:albion:
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