Ban Questions

[Les Biehn]

Surely after his hacking exploits.

[hans kraay fan club]

I quite like him. He's my favourite racist.:)

[Questions]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Surely after his hacking exploits.





:nono:

[Nibble]

Undoubtedly the hacker and thinks we are all stupid. Crappy antics like copying avatars is turd behaviour.

[Questions]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
I quite like him. He's my favourite racist.:)



I`m not racist anymore. I`m doing sexism all this month.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Nibble
Undoubtedly the hacker and thinks we are all stupid. Crappy antics like copying avatars is turd behaviour.



Hansy knows that 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'

Feel privileged that I look up to you Nibbly.

[bhaexpress]

Just a child who needs to get out more.

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Questions
Hansy knows that 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'

Feel privileged that I look up to you Nibbly.

Have you been borrowing my avatar of Hans, then? It wouldn't bother me in the slightest as I'd never know. I'm on NSC at work and have had avatars turned off for about six months.

[Questions]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
Have you been borrowing my avatar of Hans, then? It wouldn't bother me in the slightest as I'd never know. I'm on NSC at work and have had avatars turned off for about six months.


and I thought you were being cool ignoring it.

[Questions]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Just a child who needs to get out more.



now here is a man who got annoyed by it Hansy.

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Questions
Hansy knows that 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'

Feel privileged that I look up to you Nibbly.

My name is NIPPLE. And very proud of it I am.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Questions
now here is a man who got annoyed by it Hansy.

You wish . :yawn:

[sten_super]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
Have you been borrowing my avatar of Hans, then? It wouldn't bother me in the slightest as I'd never know. I'm on NSC at work and have had avatars turned off for about six months.

How do you turn off avatars?

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Just a child who needs to get out more. Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by sten_super
How do you turn off avatars?

Click on 'user cp' at the top of the page, then on 'edit options'.
Select 'no' next to 'show users avatars'.

Job done. NSC instantly more work friendly, and the pages load faster too.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)


Simster is Frank Bha express ?

I do miss bits.

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Questions
Simster is Frank Bha express ?

I do miss bits.

How is the new Avatar working out for you? Do you like Black Flag?

[junior]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Post of the day!:bowdown:

[Simster]

Originally posted by Questions
Simster is Frank Bha express ?

I do miss bits. Yes, bhaexpress is FRANK. Not to be confused with the very pleasant "franks wild years".

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Questions
Simster is Frank Bha express ?

I do miss bits.

No. bhaexpress is FRANK. Get it right.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Nibble
How is the new Avatar working out for you? Do you like Black Flag?

I dont feel its right for me. I`ll know when I find the right one.

[Woodchip]

What's the point in banning him? He'll just hack into someone elses account and post as them. :shootself

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Questions
I dont feel its right for me. I`ll know when I find the right one.

Thanks - wouldn't mind it back when you are done being a child.

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)

Post of the year.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)

You see this is why many people call you 'Dimster'. When you're not bitching about how much money people take out of a cash point or whining about Portsmouth FC because of some long forgotten incident you're quoting people out of context or just plain flat out lying. Your latest being that I bought a wife, I just wish you wouldn't try to attach your own experience to others who don't need to do such things.

Who's the real child here ? What a great example you'll be to your chilrdren :lolol:

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
Post of the year.

More like 'Loser of the year'. Oh BTW Questions, your hacking is noticed.

[Dick Knights Mumm]

*puts blanket on the ground*

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Dick Knights Mumm
*puts blanket on the ground*

*brings the crisps*

http://www.lpdiscography.com/s/Spears/spears_withlove.jpg

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
You see this is why many people call you 'Dimster'. When you're not bitching about how much money people take out of a cash point or whining about Portsmouth FC because of some long forgotten incident you're quoting people out of context or just plain flat out lying. Your latest being that I bought a wife, I just wish you wouldn't try to attach your own experience to others who don't need to do such things.

Who's the real child here ? What a great example you'll be to your chilrdren :lolol:

Lying? What, like claiming to have f*cked everyone's Mum? Was that all true then?

[CHAPPERS]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah I'm with Frank on this one, Questions. You really need to stop acting like a child and instead threaten young women on here, tell people you've fucked their mother, get a strop-on at every comment, buy a Phillipino wife, threaten legal action at other board members and indeed threaten legal action to NSC itself.

:)


Oh my DAYS.

:p

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
Lying? What, like claiming to have f*cked everyone's Mum? Was that all true then?

It was implied and anyway, that wasn't the lie(s) I was referring to. Take my word for it you need to take a large pinch of salt with what old Dismter says.

[Questions]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
More like 'Loser of the year'. Oh BTW Questions, your hacking is noticed.


Did you buy a wife ?

Well done. You see I miss so much on here. I have always wondered about those mail order brides.


I mean how big is the packaging ?

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
like claiming to have f*cked everyone's Mum?

*shifts uncomfortably*

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
Oh my DAYS.

:p

Yeas and the worst thing is I am about to go to lunch so old Dimi can post a few more fibs, oh well, if it makes him happy (apparently not much does, I just hope he doesn't need any cash today).

[CHAPPERS]

This is well funny.

:)

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Questions
Did you buy a wife ?

Well done. You see I miss so much on here. I have always wondered about those mail order brides.


I mean how big is the packaging ?

Not anything like as big as you mother's as I recall :lolol:

[Les Biehn]

It won't kick off, it will just be another disappointment.

[Hannibal smith]

Originally posted by Questions
Did you buy a wife ?

Well done. You see I miss so much on here.

Catch up here. Its quite good fun this one.

http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87058

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
You see this is why many people call you 'Dimster'. When you're not bitching about how much money people take out of a cash point or whining about Portsmouth FC because of some long forgotten incident you're quoting people out of context or just plain flat out lying. Your latest being that I bought a wife, I just wish you wouldn't try to attach your own experience to others who don't need to do such things.

Who's the real child here ? What a great example you'll be to your chilrdren :lolol: Lovely stuff.

A couple of things FRANK. You acted like a total tosser (as usual) in that FINE thread, then flounced off to Brightonfans. Meanwhile, you apparently took legal advice about suing me ( :D please do try it) and NSC because of one possibly incorrect comment which was removed immediately. Then you come crawling back on here as if nothing's happened. You have some FRONT, FRANK. What a twunt you are.

Meanwhile, I really hadn't noticed how many people call me Dimster. But on this thread I think more people have called my post "post of the day" or indeed "year" than have called me Dimster. Not that I care, but you seem happy to attach such importance to these things.

Anyway back to the old internet philipino wife thingy. When exactly does her work visa come through? Just out of interest, like?

[Les Biehn]

I may be wrong *gulp*

[Questions]

Originally posted by Simster
Lovely stuff.

A couple of things FRANK. You acted like a total tosser (as usual) in that FINE thread, then flounced off to Brightonfans. Meanwhile, you apparently took legal advice about suing me ( :D please do try it) and NSC because of one possibly incorrect comment which was removed immediately. Then you come crawling back on here as if nothing's happened. You have some FRONT, FRANK. What a twunt you are.

Meanwhile, I really hadn't noticed how many people call me Dimster. But on this thread I think more people have called my post "post of the day" or indeed "year" than have called me Dimster. Not that I care, but you seem happy to attach such importance to these things.

Anyway back to the old internet philipino wife thingy. When exactly does her work visa come through? Just out of interest, like?


The lunatic has accused me of hacking. Where do I get legal advice on suing. He`d know wouldn`t he. I`ll ask him when he comes back from lunch.

[CHAPPERS]

I thought me and Les/Dribble has ding dongs but this takes the fucking biscuit.

Hooray for Quimster and BHGAY Express!

[Nibble]

So is he gonna be banned? Didn't think so.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Questions
The lunatic has accused me of hacking. Where do I get legal advice on suing. He`d know wouldn`t he. I`ll ask him when he comes back from lunch. Good idea. Perhaps you could offer him the chance to fuck your mother as a sweetener?

Come to think of it - you won't need to. He'd jump at the chance to consider you a friend. He is actually the only person on the board without a single friend. Maybe the only person in Sussex?

By the way Frank, I take back my comment on you buying a wife. I now fully accept that you went on holiday to that well known holiday destination, the Phillipines, and came back with somebody who fell in love with you for the person you are - she really must love you to jump out of her life of phillipino luxury and into the squalor that the UK.

It could happen to anyone - and frequently does. Obviously.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Nibble
So is he gonna be banned? Didn't think so.


Do you want me to be banned ?

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
I thought me and Les/Dribble has ding dongs but this takes the fucking biscuit.

Hooray for Quimster and BHGAY Express!

Really? You think we have ding dongs?

I would say me and Wozza have ding dongs, Nibble and Lokki have ding dongs. We have tiny little squabbles that amount to nothing.

You're right though Simster and Franks bing bong ding dongs ar ethe tops for sure.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Questions
Do you want me to be banned ?

Yes, you're an irritating ****.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Really? You think we have ding dongs?

I would say me and Wozza have ding dongs, Nibble and Lokki have ding dongs. We have tiny little squabbles that amount to nothing.

You're right though Simster and Franks bing bong ding dongs ar ethe tops for sure. Just ignore. CACKman's the GAYvyer talking shit again.

[CHAPPERS]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Really? You think we have ding dongs?

I would say me and Wozza have ding dongs, Nibble and Lokki have ding dongs. We have tiny little squabbles that amount to nothing.

You're right though Simster and Franks bing bong ding dongs ar ethe tops for sure.

Squabbles? Yeah, that's probably the right word for them.

Big Up Simsters last post too, that's BIG.

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Questions
Do you want me to be banned ?

Dunno - I'd like to see this develop into all out Board War and then you get banned.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Simster
Just ignore. CACKman's the GAYvyer talking shit again.

CHAVpan's Gay Behaviour is always talking shit.;)

[Questions]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Really? You think we have ding dongs?

I would say me and Wozza have ding dongs, Nibble and Lokki have ding dongs. We have tiny little squabbles that amount to nothing.

You're right though Simster and Franks bing bong ding dongs ar ethe tops for sure.



you have always struck me as someone who would scratch someones eyes out in the real world.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Simster
Lovely stuff.

A couple of things FRANK. You acted like a total tosser (as usual) in that FINE thread, then flounced off to Brightonfans. Meanwhile, you apparently took legal advice about suing me ( :D please do try it) and NSC because of one possibly incorrect comment which was removed immediately. Then you come crawling back on here as if nothing's happened. You have some FRONT, FRANK. What a twunt you are.

Meanwhile, I really hadn't noticed how many people call me Dimster. But on this thread I think more people have called my post "post of the day" or indeed "year" than have called me Dimster. Not that I care, but you seem happy to attach such importance to these things.

Anyway back to the old internet philipino wife thingy. When exactly does her work visa come through? Just out of interest, like?

Dimster, Dimster, calm down, you're clearly stressed and I know why but then we both do don't we ? I've never denied seekling legal action against you but hither too to save your embarrasment I have kept quiet why I didn't follow through. Did you really want your financial situation to be known on here ? Still as you insist on raising the matter. Whatever. Let's say it would have been good money after bad.

You got named 'Dimster' after your rather silly thread about how much peiople take out of a cashpoint, I think there's not much to say there.

As far as the 'wife' is concerned, seeing as it's of such great interest tio you, her visa application has been made but contary to what some posters here think the immigration process is not somethat's done overnight. It was my decsion not to move to The Phillipines and you'd be a little surprised at who's advice I got on the matter and hiow right he was.

I think it's time to take a deep breath and move on though, don't you ?

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Questions
you have always struck me as someone who would scratch someones eyes out in the real world.

You strike me as this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/colin_hunt2.jpg

[Questions]

Originally posted by Nibble
Dunno - I'd like to see this develop into all out Board War and then you get banned.


I couldn`t keep it up that long ... (ooh err ) Niblick.


Anyway I wouldn`t have many on my side for an all out war.
I have never particularly courted friendship on here.

[CHAPPERS]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
CHAVpan's Gay Behaviour is always talking shit.;)

You're name is TOO hard to make anything funny out of so I'm just gonna call you Les WANKER.

:)

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
You strike me as this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/colin_hunt2.jpg

Oi ! How dare you hijack my 'ding dong' :lolol:

[Questions]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
You strike me as this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/colin_hunt2.jpg


Very close.

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Dimster, Dimster, calm down, you're clearly stressed and I know why but then we both do don't we ? I've never denied seekling legal action against you but hither too to save your embarrasment I have kept quiet why I didn't follow through. Did you really want your financial situation to be known on here ? Still as you insist on raising the matter. Whatever. Let's say it would have been good money after bad.

You got named 'Dimster' after your rather silly thread about how much peiople take out of a cashpoint, I think there's not much to say there.

As far as the 'wife' is concerned, seeing as it's of such great interest tio you, her visa application has been made but contary to what some posters here think the immigration process is not somethat's done overnight. It was my decsion not to move to The Phillipines and you'd be a little surprised at who's advice I got on the matter and hiow right he was.

I think it's time to take a deep breath and move on though, don't you ?

You don't get long for lunch, do you?

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Questions
you have always struck me as someone who would scratch someones eyes out in the real world.

You have always struck me as someone who scratches his chutney locker in the real world.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
It was my decsion not to move to The Phillipines and you'd be a little surprised at who's advice I got on the matter and hiow right he was.


Ernest? I'm not surprised and isn't he always right?

[dougdeep]

Originally posted by bhaexpress


I think it's time to take a deep breath and move on though, don't you ?

Are you kidding? :lolol:

[Questions]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Yes, you're an irritating ****.



Put me on your ignore list Les.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Simster
Yes, bhaexpress is FRANK. Not to be confused with the very pleasant "franks wild years".

Yes and Simster is a tosser (so I have been told by people who've met him) but as I haven't I can't say. I know he does confuse fact and fiction from time to time.

He's a bit bitter though, here am I trying to move on but like his near patholicigal hatred of all things Pompey FC he has a problem with that notion.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Questions
Put me on your ignore list Les.

Why?

[Questions]

Originally posted by dougdeep
Are you kidding? :lolol:


you keep out of it trunky.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by dougdeep
Are you kidding? :lolol:

Yes, it's for his own sake, pretty clear that I am not getting wound up I think, I say let bygones be bygones as life's too short.

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Dimster, Dimster, calm down, you're clearly stressed and I know why but then we both do don't we ? I've never denied seekling legal action against you but hither too to save your embarrasment I have kept quiet why I didn't follow through. Did you really want your financial situation to be known on here ? Still as you insist on raising the matter. Whatever. Let's say it would have been good money after bad. Eh? What the FUCK are you talking about FRANK. You know SHIT ALL about my financial situation you thick twat. If you do, let's hear it. Honestly, I don't mind. I doubt you will because you're bullshitting again. The truth is that if you did indeed take legal action, I bet the lawyer would have taken one look at your average contribution on this site, seen that comedy thread where everybody told you what a TWAT you are, and laughed you out of his office.

Now come on - what is my financial situation then? *snigger*

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
You're name is TOO hard to make anything funny out of so I'm just gonna call you Les WANKER.

:)

Thats rubbish, it's why I don't enter into ding dongs with you, you're just not creative enough.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Why?

If I irritate you and annoy you .................


I mean.............. it has never been my intention to upset or annoy anyone on here. That is why I have always tried to refrain from making provocative statements and why I have always tried to tip toe through discussions in a diplomatic way. If I had known I was irritating........... Oh my

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Yes and Simster is a tosser (so I have been told by people who've met him) but as I haven't I can't say. I know he does confuse fact and fiction from time to time.

He's a bit bitter though, here am I trying to move on but like his near patholicigal hatred of all things Pompey FC he has a problem with that notion. Oh you've actually met people on here then? And in each case, presumably just the once, eh?

And why are you prattling on about my dislike of Pompey? Does that get on your nerves? I once saw you on their rivals site about 3 years ago acting like a crawly lickspittle telling them that yes, they are much bigger than ourselves. :D What a creep. :D

[granny weatherwax]

cant we all just get on?

[rool]

These threads were made for boring Thursday afternoons

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
You don't get long for lunch, do you?

To be honest there's really nothing to do around here so why bother going out ? It's a small office with a cramped room for eating so I tend to stay in. The one thing I had to go out for has now been sorted out so I'm back here being paid to be bored :yawn:

The security here is so tight this is the only PC in the whole building that can access NSC as the Firewall blocks all the others and describes NSC as am 'Obscene and Racist' site !

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
cant we all just get on?

No don't you start !:lolol:

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
No don't you start !:lolol: Yeah don't start dave or he'll threaten to "start on" your daughter again. :tosser:

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by Simster
Yeah don't start dave or he'll threaten to "start on" your daughter again. :tosser:

really...when was that?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Man of Harveys]

I suggest that Frank, Gimpster, Kokki and everyone else on NSC posts the amount of money that they have in the world before we continue. Or we could just continue with this entertaining summery strife, whatever.

[Questions]

I never knew all these disputes were going on.

Anyway Frank I think you have done very well in meeting a lovely girl that you love very much.

On a seperate issue............... does she charge much ?

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Simster
Eh? What the FUCK are you talking about FRANK. You know SHIT ALL about my financial situation you thick twat. If you do, let's hear it. Honestly, I don't mind. I doubt you will because you're bullshitting again. The truth is that if you did indeed take legal action, I bet the lawyer would have taken one look at your average contribution on this site, seen that comedy thread where everybody told you what a TWAT you are, and laughed you out of his office.

Now come on - what is my financial situation then? *snigger*

Not as good as you try to imply, would you really want your credit reference put on here ? I appreciate you're a bit peeved but even I wouldn't do that as I think it's illegal in any case. What I don't quite get is why you want to hummilate yourself though.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHA attempted to Sue Simster over something or other but decided not to because Simster is Bankrupt.
Simster alleges that BHA is a monoped wife smuggler and Closet Pompey Fan.
BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Questions
I never knew all these disputes were going on.

Anyway Frank I think you have done very well in meeting a lovely girl that you love very much.

On a seperate issue............... does she charge much ?

More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Bevendean Hillbilly
I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.

Did I ? Remind me, what was her name ?

[rool]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

Why, Hasn't she got a nose?

[Les Biehn]

Post it Frank. I like Simster but I'm sure he would understand that it a means to the biggest fucking kick off cause ever.

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

Oh dear....


I sense a reference to recruitment consultants coming on.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Bevendean Hillbilly
I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHA attempted to Sue Simster over something or other but decided not to because Simster is Bankrupt.
Simster alleges that BHA is a monoped wife smuggler and Closet Pompey Fan.
BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.



It will be a mini - series one day.


I can only imagine Frank as the seedy character in Little Britain with the Thai bride now.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Post it Frank. I like Simster but I'm sure he would understand that it a means to the biggest fucking kick off cause ever.

Nope, that would be too cheap (sorry, bad use of English). Anyway, I have to go back to work now.

[Man of Harveys]

Originally posted by Bevendean Hillbilly
Recap...BHAE has slept with my mum.
Anyone and everyone could write that. Even people whose mothers are sadly no longer with us.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Questions
It will be a mini - series one day.


I can only imagine Frank as the seedy character in Little Britain with the Thai bride now.

Yes but better that than a racist bigot eh ?

[Chesney Christ]

Five pages in and the first mention of motherfucking from Frank. Took longer than usual.

Frank, I shagged your Dad. How do you like them apples?

[Hannibal smith]

Excellent. That's the 'mother' Insult box ticked. Just got 'Cancer' and 'Sister' to go. We will have those by 2.00 for sure.

[Chesney Christ]

Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.

[Questions]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Yes but better that than a racist bigot eh ?


Me racist ?

Find a racist quote from me Frances.


and then .... I luv yoo long tarm

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A BINFEST worth reading! Marvellous.

No stupid oh so funny gay jokes/references either - even better!

[Questions]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.



He`s shagged mine as well.................... in fact Frank is ma Pa.

[Simster]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Not as good as you try to imply, would you really want your credit reference put on here ? I appreciate you're a bit peeved but even I wouldn't do that as I think it's illegal in any case. What I don't quite get is why you want to hummilate yourself though. I haven't implied anything you simple moron. Perhaps you want to show me just a single post indicating that I've implied anything?



Bevendean,
check out the thread in my sig. In this, I posted that bhaexpress had been put away for armed robbery. I can categorically say that I don't know for sure that this is the case, and in any case the post was removed. I am dreadfully sorry for any upset caused to FRANK by this comment. Let's face it, he's a sensitive and lovely old chap who wouldn't say anything spiteful to anyone else, so I'm really not surprised he threatened to pull the plug on this board. I should have known better. However, he has been to PRISON. Haven't you FRANK. Go on fella - sue me. ;)

[Lokki 7]

FRANK. I would wager that Simster has racked up a few more pennies working for one of the worlds most prosperous investment banks than you have walking dogs part time.

[Man of Harveys]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.
*loud sigh* Listen: he's shagged EVERYONE'S mum

[Questions]

Originally posted by Simster
I haven't implied anything you simple moron. Perhaps you want to show me just a single post indicating that I've implied anything?



Bevendean,
check out the thread in my sig. In this, I posted that bhaexpress had been put away for armed robbery. I can categorically say that I don't know for sure that this is the case, and in any case the post was removed. I am dreadfully sorry for any upset caused to FRANK by this comment. Let's face it, he's a sensitive and lovely old chap who wouldn't say anything spiteful to anyone else, so I'm really not surprised he threatened to pull the plug on this board. I should have known better. However, he has been to PRISON. Haven't you FRANK. Go on fella - sue me. ;)




How do you know it was for armed robbery ?


It could have been for illegally transporting Asian brides for all you know Sim.

[Les Biehn]

How do Simster and Frank know so much about each other? Did they date or somein?

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
How do Simster and Frank know so much about each other? Did they date or somein?
#
Love gone bad...A very sad occurance

[CHAPPERS]

Messy Yawn?

[rool]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
How do Simster and Frank know so much about each other? Did they date or somein?


:eek: it couldn't be


'Simster, I am your father'

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Nibble
#
Love gone bad...A very sad occurance

Watch and learn Quibble, that could be you and Les in 2 years.

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
Messy Yawn?

the bloke who plays for Barca?

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Watch and learn Quibble, that could be you and Les in 2 years.

We have been in and out of love so many times. Trouble is he is a patronising ****.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Questions
How do you know it was for armed robbery ?


It could have been for illegally transporting Asian brides for all you know Sim. That's unfair and uncalled for.
































Ting tong isn't his wife yet.

[Questions]

I wish I just had one particular foe on here................... but alas I am generally despised.

[Questions]

You see what you have done Les. Your call for my banning has led to this........................ I hope you are happy now .

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
Five pages in and the first mention of motherfucking from Frank. Took longer than usual.

Frank, I shagged your Dad. How do you like them apples?

Yes, but was it really you, or your evil alter ego?

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Questions
You see what you have done Les. Your call for my banning has led to this........................ I hope you are happy now .

:)

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Questions
I wish I just had one particular foe on here................... but alas I am generally despised.

Hmmmmm. Do you think you generate that strength of emotion ?

I would say you were odd. But I would be surprised if anyone despised you.

[Ponce Mohammed Buzzer]

Originally posted by Questions
I wish I just had one particular foe on here................... but alas I am generally despised.

you've got a very high opinion of yourself. I'd venture that most people couldn't give a toss and it's less despising and more ennui.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Watch and learn Quibble, that could be you and Les in 2 years.
Bankrupt and getting visited by our thai brides in jail?

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Bankrupt and getting visited by our thai brides in jail? :lolol: :clap2:

[Les Biehn]

I find questions boring, thats why I want him banned.

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Originally posted by Hannibal smith
Excellent. That's the 'mother' Insult box ticked. Just got 'Cancer' and 'Sister' to go. We will have those by 2.00 for sure.

We've had the 'racist' box ticked too

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Nibble
:lolol: :clap2:

Alas, it's just a pipe dream at the moment.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
really...when was that?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92404&perpage=40&pagenumber=4

Threatening your daughter. Normal behaviour for men aged 50something. Good job he's not a child like Questions.

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Originally posted by Simster
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92404&perpage=40&pagenumber=4

Threatening your daughter. Normal behaviour for men aged 50something. Good job he's not a child like Questions.

Ah, happy days!

[Nibble]

Originally posted by ben andrews' girlfriend
Ah, happy days!

Monday, Tuesday , Happy Days....

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Fucking hell, it's like being on cub camp all over again.


Originally posted by Man of Harveys

Why? Is looney wandering around with an erection?


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Never read that before. Fucking brilliant.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Les Biehn


Never read that before. Fucking brilliant.


That is one of my all-time favourite posts .............................

A coffee over the keyboard moment.

[Simster]

Originally posted by ben andrews' girlfriend
Ah, happy days! And yours was a top contribution, Laura.

Let's not forget that it was all dying a death when you PIPED UP and old billy no mates got all wound up again. Marvellous scenes.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Dick Knights Mumm
That is one of my all-time favourite posts .............................

A coffee over the keyboard moment. Agreed. Fucking hilarious. I think it led to a major flounce from looney as well.

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Dick Knights Mumm
That is one of my all-time favourite posts .............................

A coffee over the keyboard moment.

Agreed. Inspired from MoH. :bowdown: I actually just laughed out loud again in the office, even though I've seen that a dozen times.
(Not easy to explain to your colleagues what you are laughing at..)

[Bozza]

Originally posted by Questions
I wish I just had one particular foe on here................... but alas I am generally despised.

I've never actually heard of you before, if that helps.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Dick Knights Mumm
That is one of my all-time favourite posts .............................

A coffee over the keyboard moment.

I'm glad no ones here because everytime I read it I laugh out loud. MoH's finest hour.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Simster
Agreed. Fucking hilarious. I think it led to a major flounce from looney as well.

Looney PMed me not long after that to say if MoH and myself didn't stop 'those' sort of jokes he would be taking legal action.

[dwayne]

2 questions:

Frank, how did you find out Dimster had been declared bankrupt?

Frank, Out of interest, what did you go inside for and do you regret breaking the law?

cheers in advance

[Bozza]

Anyway, now I've sort of caught up...

Who is Questions, and what has (s)he done?

[Ponce Mohammed Buzzer]

fantastic!

A full blown spackfest. Haven't had one of these for a while. Budge up all you others and let me watch Simster and Frank spack it out.

[dwayne]

Questions is Looney, right?

[Simster]

Originally posted by dwayne
2 questions:

Frank, how did you find out Dimster had been declared bankrupt?

Frank, Out of interest, what did you go inside for and do you regret breaking the law?

cheers in advance No no no. I'm not a bankrupt, it's just that I'm not the multi millionaire that I have apparently been alluding to. :rolleyes:

Hey dwayne, let's do luncheon on the King's Road tomorrow and take our Ferrarri's out for a spin, wot wot?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Originally posted by Simster
And yours was a top contribution, Laura.

Let's not forget that it was all dying a death when you PIPED UP and old billy no mates got all wound up again. Marvellous scenes.

I thank you!

[Icy Gull]

Blimey, it's all gone off again on what looked like a really boring thread at first glance.

[Simster]

Originally posted by ben andrews' girlfriend
I thank you! :wave:

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Bozza
I've never actually heard of you before, if that helps.

The cruellest cut of all .........................

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by dwayne
Questions is Looney, right?

Don't think so. Would you be my boyfriend if I asked?

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Simster
And yours was a top contribution, Laura.

Let's not forget that it was all dying a death when you PIPED UP and old billy no mates got all wound up again. Marvellous scenes.

Bumsuck.

[Lush]

*rushes in from garden*

[Simster]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
Bumsuck. Just putting in the ground work - you never know when it might be handy. ;)

[dwayne]

Originally posted by Simster
No no no. I'm not a bankrupt, it's just that I'm not the multi millionaire that I have apparently been alluding to. :rolleyes:

Hey dwayne, let's do luncheon on the King's Road tomorrow and take our Ferrarri's out for a spin, wot wot?

I can't believe that Frank lied about you being bankrupt, that's a bit out of order I reckon.

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Simster
Just putting in the ground work - you never know when it might be handy. ;)

I really can't imagine what you all see in a girl in her early twenties, with her own cheerleader and nurse outfits?

[Simster]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
I really can't imagine what you all see in a girl in her early twenties, with her own cheerleader and nurse outfits? :love:

But I reckon with me being a bankrupt I've got no chance.

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Simster
:love:

But I reckon with me being a bankrupt I've got no chance.

I've sat in a real life pub in Southampton, at the same table, as the young lady in question, watching an Albion game, and can confirm that she did not mention you at all.

Sorry.

*Just for clarification, she was not wearing either specialist outfit.

[afters]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
specialist outfit.

:D

[Simster]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
I've sat in a real life pub in Southampton, at the same table, as the young lady in question, watching an Albion game, and can confirm that she did not mention you at all.

Sorry.

*Just for clarification, she was not wearing either specialist outfit. She must have KNOWN I was a bankrupt already. Obviously. :(

Irrelevant fact: I still have your mobile phone number from that time when I let you down going to MILLWALL.

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
I've sat in a real life pub in Southampton, at the same table, as the young lady in question, watching an Albion game, and can confirm that she did not mention you at all.

Sorry.

*Just for clarification, she was not wearing either specialist outfit.

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Simster
She must have KNOWN I was a bankrupt already. Obviously. :(

Irrelevant fact: I still have your mobile phone number from that time when I let you down going to MILLWALL.

Before you do anything rash with it, I obviously still have yours also!

[rool]

So don't these umbrella companies and potential contractors ask about criminal records or stuff like that then?

[Simster]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What is more unbelievable. That she wasn't wearing one of those specialist outfits or that she wasn't talking about me? ???

:jester:

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Don't panic Dave. When I say she 'wasn't wearing the outfits', she was wearing something! Not naked or anything.

[Man of Harveys]

(*whispers* erm, are we all done then?)

[Simster]

You'd best ask cuddly frank. I believe he's back on-line, fresh from helping Ting Tong find her English lessons class.

[granny weatherwax]

move along....nothing to be seen here....come one sonny

[hampden park]

:clap: brilliant ranting/shit slinging/namby pamby name-calling/i can do better than you, you fucking horses arse, mother fucker thread. i now understand why Tank signed on for another year. he just loves this type of babbling bullshit.

well done 9/10 (would have been 10/10 if someone had flounced)

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by hampden park
:clap: brilliant ranting/shit slinging/namby pamby name-calling/i can do better than you, you fucking horses arse, mother fucker thread. i now understand why Tank signed on for another year. he just loves this type of babbling bullshit.

well done 9/10 (would have been 10/10 if someone had flounced)

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Is it worth me reading the whole thread then? Bugger there goes my work for the day.

[hampden park]

Originally posted by Woodchip
Is it worth me reading the whole thread then? Bugger there goes my work for the day.

yes, yes it is

[afters]

Originally posted by ChapmansThe Saviour
BHGAY Express!

highlight of a great thread

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by bhaexpress

You got named 'Dimster' after your rather silly thread about how much peiople take out of a cashpoint, I think there's not much to say there.


Probably not much to say but even so you've managed, yet again, to get it completely and utterly wrong.

As someone who has been known to refer to Sim as Dimster I can assure you that he has had that nickname for far longer than a few days. I think of it as a term of endearment rather than a slur on his intelligence. Having spent many hours drinking and talking with him I can confirm that he really isn't that dim at all. A bit gormless sometimes maybe. ;)

Of course, his harmless jesting nickname, often bestowed upon him by people he knows reasonably well away from here, is nothing compared to the list of times that you have made a fool of yourself on here. Your attempts at humour and insults are befitting of a playground, and you even fall short of the Madjeski when it comes to intimidation.

Give it up Frank, stick to your newest internet bride and leave the witty asides to other people.

[afters]

Originally posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
[B]I think of it as a term of endearment rather than a slur on his intelligence. /B]

not for me at least.

[Man of Harveys]

Originally posted by afters
not for me at least.
Nah, nor me. To me, he's been GIMPSTER ever since I've been MONG of Harveys.

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
Probably not much to say but even so you've managed, yet again, to get it completely and utterly wrong.

As someone who has been known to refer to Sim as Dimster I can assure you that he has had that nickname for far longer than a few days. I think of it as a term of endearment rather than a slur on his intelligence. Having spent many hours drinking and talking with him I can confirm that he really isn't that dim at all. A bit gormless sometimes maybe. ;)

Of course, his harmless jesting nickname, often bestowed upon him by people he knows reasonably well away from here, is nothing compared to the list of times that you have made a fool of yourself on here. Your attempts at humour and insults are befitting of a playground, and you even fall short of the Madjeski when it comes to intimidation.

Give it up Frank, stick to your newest internet bride and leave the witty asides to other people.

Sounds like a serious case of 'Turds of a feather' to me. Try as you might to annoy me by insulting my other half it doesn't work does it ? Oh, for the record, I wouldn't want to sleep with the person who broght you into the world as lightening might strike twice. The thing is thought, the facts are there, our Simster is a liar and quite often too, still you believe what you want.

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Sounds like a serious case of 'Turds of a feather' to me. Try as you might to annoy me by insulting my other half it doesn't work does it ? Oh, for the record, I wouldn't want to sleep with the person who broght you into the world as lightening might strike twice. Frank, you really are quite boring. I don't know if anyone's ever told you that. They probably have, but you were to busy wanking off over the sound of the key clacking whilst typing one handed on your keyboard to notice.

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Sounds like a serious case of 'Turds of a feather' to me. Try as you might to annoy me by insulting my other half it doesn't work does it ? Oh, for the record, I wouldn't want to sleep with the person who broght you into the world as lightening might strike twice. The thing is thought, the facts are there, our Simster is a liar and quite often too, still you believe what you want.

See you just don't get it do you? I had no intention of insulting your other half, she's got enough on her plate already I'm sure. You see Frank, and I'll spell it out for you, I was insulting you. You. There, now do you see?

Step out into the real world Frank. Go outside and see real people, talk to real women, some of whom may not be instantly repulsed by you.

For the record, I couldn't give a flying fuck what you say about my Mum. Not interested. I couldn't care less if you did, had or were desperate to sleep with her or not. She's her own person and can make her own choices, and as she is intelligent enough not to get sucked in by a chatroom lothario I'd say I can sleep fairly easily knowing what her choice would always be.

Can you not see, whether Simster is a liar or not, that YOU are a sad sad old man?

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Woodchip
Frank, you really are quite boring. I don't know if anyone's ever told you that. They probably have, but you were to busy wanking off over the sound of the key clacking whilst typing one handed on your keyboard to notice.

Pot, Kettle, black old boy, I could tell you what I think of you but who cares ?

Mind you, how did you manage to think up the image of keyboards and masturbation ? What an immagination you must have.

[Les Biehn]

Frank has never said anything about my mother:down:

[bhaexpress]

Originally posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
See you just don't get it do you? I had no intention of insulting your other half, she's got enough on her plate already I'm sure. You see Frank, and I'll spell it out for you, I was insulting you. You. There, now do you see?

Step out into the real world Frank. Go outside and see real people, talk to real women, some of whom may not be instantly repulsed by you.

For the record, I couldn't give a flying fuck what you say about my Mum. Not interested. I couldn't care less if you did, had or were desperate to sleep with her or not. She's her own person and can make her own choices, and as she is intelligent enough not to get sucked in by a chatroom lothario I'd say I can sleep fairly easily knowing what her choice would always be.

Can you not see, whether Simster is a liar or not, that YOU are a sad sad old man?

Well we've criossed sword before but I never get personal until somebody starts on me, that's rather point isn't it ? But with your tabloid reporter immgination you just say what ever you can think of, never let yourself confuise fact with fiction though.

It's about over matter and you don't matter. As for being sad ? Well actually I'm perfectly happy which probably bothers you.

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Pot, Kettle, black old boy, I could tell you what I think of you but who cares ?

Mind you, how did you manage to think up the image of keyboards and masturbation ? What an immagination you must have. How can you call me boring? I have about 8 different NSC personas. It all depends on how much work I've got to do, and whether I'm in the mood for a bit of role play with Les.

Oh, and thank you for the compliment about my vivid imagination.

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by bhaexpress
Well we've criossed sword before but I never get personal until somebody starts on me, that's rather point isn't it ? But with your tabloid reporter immgination you just say what ever you can think of, never let yourself confuise fact with fiction though.

It's about over matter and you don't matter. As for being sad ? Well actually I'm perfectly happy which probably bothers you.


You've been speaking to trailer trash and Filipinos too long Frank, you've forgotten to use English. Calm down and type the ALL the words in your head, not just half of them. You might make sense then. Might.

[Les Biehn]

What role play are we doing today? Can we be Simster and Frank? I have never fucked anyones Mum and am skint so can I be Simster?

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
What role play are we doing today? Can we be Simster and Frank? I have never fucked anyones Mum and am skint so can I be Simster? OK, I'll try to double my blood pressure and look really menacing and I'll play Frank.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Woodchip
OK, I'll try to double my blood pressure and look really menacing and I'll play Frank. Can I be Ting Tong, your internet bride from the third world who barely speaks ingrish?

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by Simster
Can I be Ting Tong, your internet bride from the third world who barely speaks ingrish?

Only if you promise to fleece him of all his cash and fuck off as soon as he's really skint.

[granny weatherwax]

look...stop it, just stop it now.

enough now

lets all be friends now



:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Simster
Can I be Ting Tong, your internet bride from the third world who barely speaks ingrish?

Can I PM you for some advice on my role? I'm thinking of going method.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Frank has never said anything about my mother:down:

He asked me what my Mums name is:ohmy:

[Simster]

frank frank whereever you may be
your birds from a third world country
you may be old
you may be fucking sad
but you fucked my mum so i'm telling dad

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
look...stop it, just stop it now.

enough now

lets all be friends now



:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: You not joing us then Dave?

You know you want to, there's always space for someone to play the Recruitment Consultant.

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by Woodchip
You not joing us then Dave?

You know you want to, there's always space for someone to play the Recruitment Consultant.


I have my Judah Ben Gaffer hat on and it is a hat of calm, tranquility and reconcilliation.

Unless that Messala comes in here lording his fat Roman ass over us....then I just get:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



and relax


:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:

[Simster]

frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

[Hannibal smith]

Can I play Dwayne's dead sister? I appreciate Its not much of a role but a bit part suits me being busy and all.

Thanks in advance.

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by Dave the Gaffer
I have my Judah Ben Gaffer hat on and it is a hat of calm, tranquility and reconcilliation.

Unless that Messala comes in here lording his fat Roman ass over us....then I just get:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



and relax


:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: Boo!!! You're no fun. I'm gonna flounce now!!! :down:

[granny weatherwax]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail



Right yellow card young man.

I warned you......

tsk tsk tsk


"whispers aside"" it was very funny though"

[Man of Harveys]

Can I play the "part" of Looney with an erection?

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Hannibal smith
Can I play Dwayne's dead sister? I appreciate Its not much of a role but a bit part suits me being busy and all.


I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity. :lolol:

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank wherever you may be
your birds from a third world country
you may be old
you may be fucking sad
but you fucked my mum so i'm telling dad



:lolol:

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity. :lolol:

and comes back to post at 2.02am to tell everyone how it went!

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

So..how does that work..shes lying there dripping like a fucked fridge, and he sneaks off to post on a Football forum.

Ah the romance.???

[CHAPPERS]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

:clap:

[afters]

i'll be mad frank's libel lawyer if the part is going free.

what a great job that must be:lolol:

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Originally posted by afters
i'll be mad frank's libel lawyer if the part is going free.

what a great job that must be:lolol:

It would certainly be the answer to Sim's "money worries"!!!

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
It would certainly be the answer to Sim's "money worries"!!!

Shall we start a fund ? I think the minimum we should aim for is to raise enough to make him worth taking to court.

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Bevendean Hillbilly
So..how does that work..shes lying there dripping like a fucked fridge, and he sneaks off to post on a Football forum.

Ah the romance.???

Yep, he actually did that. You could still find it in the search engine, although it was a while ago.

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?

:lolol:

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?


No - it is a public service for those of us without a social life.

[Les Biehn]

Dwayne had sex:ohmy:

[Lush]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?

Is that you again dwayne?

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Frank has never said anything about my mother:down:

I've FUCKED your mother up the wrong'un.

[itszamora]

Wow, I didn't realise Frank was quite so much of a **** until I read this.

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Originally posted by Garry Nelson's Left Foot
I've FUCKED your mother up the wrong'un.

Wow, it looks like someone* has hacked my computer.
















































*FRANK:thumbsup:

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Garry Nelson's Left Foot
I've FUCKED your mother up the wrong'un.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[afters]

Originally posted by Garry Nelson's Left Foot
I've FUCKED your mother up the wrong'un.

you're playing frank obviously

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Bevendean Hillbilly
So..how does that work..shes lying there dripping like a fucked fridge, and he sneaks off to post on a Football forum.

Ah the romance.???

This is it:

Dwayne pops his cherry (http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93114)

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
This is it:

Dwayne pops his cherry (http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93114) NSFW

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Lush
Is that you again dwayne?

:lolol:

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Woodchip
NSFW

Sorry.

[Simster]

frank frank whereever you may be
"happy new year" at 12.01 posts he,
so you haven't got a friend
and you haven't got a life
but you do have yet another internet wife

[Nibble]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank whereever you may be
"happy new year" at 12.01 posts he,
so you haven't got a friend
and you haven't got a life
but you do have yet another internet wife :lolol: :lolol:

[Les Biehn]

I like Simster's poetry.

[Questions]

Originally posted by Bozza
Anyway, now I've sort of caught up...

Who is Questions, and what has (s)he done?





I remember you now.

''Because I can make it happen''

over a tiff with L. I. wasn`t it.


TOSSER

[Questions]

Originally posted by Simster
Can I be Ting Tong, your internet bride from the third world who barely speaks ingrish?


I`ll be whoever I want because according to some I am the Chesney hacker.

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank whereever you may be
"happy new year" at 12.01 posts he,
so you haven't got a friend
and you haven't got a life
but you do have yet another internet wife

LEGEND

[dwayne]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity. :lolol:

Ginger you're humiliating yourself again, I didn't hack your account and I really couldn't give two fucks about you and your sad little life.

As for birds - having seen pictures of your ugly geeky fucking mug, I'm fairly confident I've seen more action than your little ginger weener.

Now fuck off and jog on to your little data input job at Lloyds.

There's a good girl

[dwayne]

.

[afters]

Originally posted by Simster
frank frank whereever you may be
"happy new year" at 12.01 posts he,
so you haven't got a friend
and you haven't got a life
but you do have yet another internet wife

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

dimster: a latter-day pam ayres

[hans kraay fan club]

Can anyone have a go?


Frank Frank whoever you may be
Behind your PC, you're well hard, I see
But so sad's your real life
That you had to buy a wife
Which Dimster seems to find funny

[hans kraay fan club]

And just for balance..

Dimster, wherever you may be
Before Millwall, in the JPT
We arranged to meet up
But you never did show up
I guess you couldn't afford the fee

[Les Biehn]

Hans they are possibly the shittest rhymes to soil a thread ever.

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Frank Frank whatever will you do
when your mail order bride fleeces you
once her passport's stamped
with your money she will flee
with the last remaining shred of your dignity

[hans kraay fan club]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Hans they are possibly the shittest rhymes to soil a thread ever.

I'm really sorry Les. I don't know what I was thinking. I am going to pay pennance now, by going off and doing some work for about three hours.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by hans kraay fan club
I'm really sorry Les. I don't know what I was thinking. I am going to pay pennance now, by going off and doing some work for about three hours.

Good man.

[Les Biehn]

Frank Frank
NSC's latest whipping boy
Frank Frank
they claim his wife is just a toy

Frank Frank
does he deserve all the shit
Frank Frank
not really from where I sit

[Lokki 7]

Ooh ooh my turn..

FRANK, FRANK as mad as you may be,
You've made us laugh with your lunacy.
You've fucked all our mothers,
And you've paid for your bride,
Were you sexually abused when you were inside?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Originally posted by Kylies Stunt Arse
Frank Frank whatever will you do
when your mail order bride fleeces you
once her passport's stamped
with your money she will flee
with the last remaining shred of your dignity

:lolol:

[Woodchip]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Ooh ooh my turn..

FRANK, FRANK as mad as you may be,
You've made us laugh with your lunacy.
You've fucked all our mothers,
And you've paid for your bride,
Were you sexually abused when you were inside? :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

[Les Biehn]

I'm not sure I agree with all the pack hunting of Frank but Lokki's poem is a bit of a master piece in the genre.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Ooh ooh my turn..

FRANK, FRANK as mad as you may be,
You've made us laugh with your lunacy.
You've fucked all our mothers,
And you've paid for your bride,
Were you sexually abused when you were inside? :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[afters]

Frank Frank you'd better call Bangkok
Your mail-order wife is heading for the dock
Customs checked her knickers they thought it was a sock
But when they checked her bits
They found she had a cock

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by dwayne
Ginger you're humiliating yourself again, I didn't hack your account and I really couldn't give two fucks about you and your sad little life.

As for birds - having seen pictures of your ugly geeky fucking mug, I'm fairly confident I've seen more action than your little ginger weener.

Now fuck off and jog on to your little data input job at Lloyds.

There's a good girl

I didn't say you hacked my account, and I didn't suggest you cared about my life. I seem to remember it was your (imaginary) life we were discussing, not mine.

As for ugly, two points;

1. Pot. Kettle. Black. TWAT.

2. I still have a fit as f*ck missus (read the REMF thread if you want other people's opinions on her), and I don't feel the need to announce on NSC every time I'm about to bang her. Its because I have a personality dwayne, not an imaginary persona. Give it a try.

How's the black body building going?

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
I didn't say you hacked my account, and I didn't suggest you cared about my life. I seem to remember it was your (imaginary) life we were discussing, not mine.

As for ugly, two points;

1. Pot. Kettle. Black. TWAT.

2. I still have a fit as f*ck missus (read the REMF thread if you want other people's opinions on her), and I don't feel the need to announce on NSC every time I'm about to bang her. Its because I have a personality dwayne, not an imaginary persona. Give it a try.

How's the black body building going?

Look at his avatar man, he is a golden god.

Can I have a go on your bird please:)

[dwayne]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
I didn't say you hacked my account, and I didn't suggest you cared about my life. I seem to remember it was your (imaginary) life we were discussing, not mine.

As for ugly, two points;

1. Pot. Kettle. Black. TWAT.

2. I still have a fit as f*ck missus (read the REMF thread if you want other people's opinions on her), and I don't feel the need to announce on NSC every time I'm about to bang her. Its because I have a personality dwayne, not an imaginary persona. Give it a try.

How's the black body building going?

1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

I've seen a picture of your bird she's ok....maybe stunning to geeks on NSC...but not that great, I've had better.

and there's no imaginary persona, justa ask people on here who know me, you barking up the wrong tree ginge x

[itszamora]

Originally posted by dwayne
1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

I've seen a picture of your bird she's ok....maybe stunning to geeks on NSC...but not that great, I've had better.

and there's no imaginary persona, justa ask people on here who know me, you barking up the wrong tree ginge x

I think all this thread is highlighting is just how many special people there are on NSC.

[Les Biehn]

Brilliant, lets hope this one kicks off an'all.

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by dwayne
1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

*speechless*

[afters]

could we please ask our ginger brethren to move onto another thread so we can concentrate on the poems please ?:jester:

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Les Biehn

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

Are you the resident NSC beauty contest judge now? :safeway2:

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Lokki 7
Are you the resident NSC beauty contest judge now? :safeway2:

Yes. Are you homophobic?

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by dwayne
1)
I've seen a picture of your bird

Err, no you haven't.

There isn't one on here you div.

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Brilliant, lets hope this one kicks off an'all.

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

We're both ugly f*ckers.

[Simster]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Yes. Are you homophobic? Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by dwayne
1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

Christ.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
We're both ugly f*ckers.

Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Simster
Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

Are you a homophobe
who secretly want to give Frank a probe?

[Chesney Christ]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

[Lokki 7]

Les Les as dull as you may be
With 20 posts a day on NSC
Your sexual inuendo
And your preaching ways
I couldn't give a toss if you sleep with gays

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Lokki 7

And your preaching ways


Oh the irony, the irony.

[Les Biehn]

Originally posted by Chesney Christ
I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

A bit?

[Lokki 7]

Originally posted by Les Biehn
Oh the irony, the irony.

Good comeback. I like the way you've rhymed irony with irony.